The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes
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      "How would the Book Keeping Staff suddenly like to be...UNEMPLOYED!"-Scrooge, "Heat Wave! This is me island in the sun!" - The Bookeepers.
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        Fozziwig: This is the time for me to make a little speech

        Marleys: It's time for us to take a little nap
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          SAM the Eagle: You will like 'Business'. It is the American way. (Gonzo wispers in his ear) Oh Yah. It is the 'British' way.
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            Rizzo: I came down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!
            Gonzo: You get to have all the fun.
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              Scrooge: You're a little absentminded, Spirit.
              Ghost: No! I'm a LARGE absentminded spirit. Ho, ho, ho.
              Scrooge and Christmas Present
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                Kermit:
                The world is at her best, you know, when people love and care.
                -Kermit
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                  Kermit:
                  The world's got a shine today. The world's got a glow. There's no such thing as strangers when a stranger says hello.
                  -Kermit
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                    Melon:
                    Melon: Hey, I'm being stolen. Help me! Help me!
                    -Melon
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                      Puppet People:
                      There goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim. If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him.
                      -Puppet People
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                        Marley and Marley:
                        We're Marley and Marley! We're Marley and Marley!
                        -Marley and Marley
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                          Scrooge and Rat-people:
                          *How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?* *[singing] HEAT WAVE. This is my island in the sun.*

                          -Scrooge and Rat-people
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                            Gonzo and Rizzo:
                            Gonzo: I am here to tell the story.
                            Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.

                            -Gonzo and Rizzo
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                              Vegetables:
                              If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour.
                              -Vegetables
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                                Rizzo:
                                Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."

                                -Rizzo
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                                  Gonzo:
                                  There's a mole on my thumb, and a scar on my wrist, from when I fell of my bicycle!
                                  -Gonzo
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                                    Rizzo:
                                    I dropped my jelly beans!
                                    -Rizzo
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                                      Rizzo:
                                      Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY!!!! Light the lamp, not the rat, LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!!!
                                      -Rizzo
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                                        Singing Mice:
                                        No cheeses for us meeses!
                                        -Singing Mice
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                                          Rizzo:
                                          God save my little broken body!!
                                          -Rizzo