The Goodies Quotes
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    25094
      Bill:
      (Bill walks in and see Tim unconscious on the floor)
      What's a matter with him than?
      Grame:
      I killed him!
      Bill:
      You are careless, you really are! Honestly!
      25093
        Tim:
        Remember? The three seater bike? The good old days?
        Bill:
        The giant kitten.
        Tim:
        The giant beanstalk.
        Graeme:
        The Ministry of Silly Walks.
        Tim:
        I don't remember that.
        25092
          Beans Boy:
          Last night I had some wonderful dreams
          I dreamt I had a big plate of.... uh
          Last night I had some wonderful dreams
          I ....
          ("Get it right!" - Gets hit with mallet)
          25091
            Beans Boy:
            When I grow up, I want to be
            A spaceman or a sailor on the sea
            And mummy says that all my dreams
            Will come true if I eat lots of.... cornflakes?
            ("Get it right!" - Gets slapped on face)

            -Beans Boy
            25090
              Beans Boy:
              The vicar's daughter, she was there
              She had us all in fits
              By jumping off the mantlepiece
              And landing on.... a plate of baked beans
              Actually it wasn't baked beans, it was on her....
              ("Do it properly!" - Gets blown up by a small tank)

              -Beans Boy
              25089
                Beans Boy:
                What I like best to eat
                Not meat, not fish, not spuds nor greens
                What I like best is
                Heenz Baked Beans
                ("He's got it right! The lad's done it! He got it right!" - Then the backdrop falls on him)

                -Beans Boy
                25088
                  Beans boy:
                  My mum bought me some string today
                  Cos string is better than beans
                  She always gives me.....
                  (Gets a plate of beans in the face)


                  -Beans boy
                  25087
                    The Genie (John Cleese) and Tim:
                    John Cleese: And Now for something complety different
                    (Audience cheers)
                    Tim:Push off
                    John: Kid's Programme!
                    -The Genie (John Cleese) and Tim
                    25086
                      Bill:
                      (seeing two gumbies)
                      Hello John, Eric.

                      -Bill
                      25085
                        Beans Boy:
                        When I've had a hard day at school
                        My mummy always makes it a rule
                        To give me what I like best
                        Which means a plate of lovely hot baked.... um, potatoes....
                        ("Get it right!" - Gets plate of beans in face)

                        -Beans Boy
                        25084
                          Reverand Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn:
                          "Fun? There's no fun at the eisteddfod
                          'Eisteddfod' is an old Welsh word from the Old Welsh.
                          It comes from two words
                          'Eistedd' meaning 'bored' — and 'fod' meaning 'stiff'".

                          -Reverand Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn
                          25083
                            Bill:
                            "I'm wearing my tails, my top hat, my cane and my taps"
                            (referring to his 'tap shoes' — with real water taps on the toes of his shoes)

                            -Bill
                            25082
                              Tim and Graeme:
                              Tim: "Graeme, why are you dressed as a woman?"
                              Graeme: "What! Three chaps going to a dance. People would stare!"

                              -Tim and Graeme
                              25081
                                Greame and Tim:
                                Graeme: "You've seen Saturday Night Fever, haven't you?"
                                Tim: "It's X-rated. I'd be too scared."

                                -Greame and Tim
                                25080
                                  The Giant:
                                  There is more to being a giant than size, you know
                                  -The Giant
                                  25079
                                    Greame:
                                    (singing): "Roll up, roll up to Camelot in 1973
                                    And tour the Middle Ages for only 50p"
                                    -Greame
                                    25078
                                      Tim:
                                      (as the jester): "Once a Knight, always a knight,
                                      Twice a night and you're doing all right!"
                                      -Tim
                                      25077
                                        Greame:
                                        Your private life is no concern of ours.
                                        -Greame
                                        25076
                                          Greame:
                                          Bloody Band of the Coldstream Guards
                                          -Greame
                                          25075
                                            Tim:
                                            When these three were born, we did not know who the father was, so we each took one.
                                            Sometimes I think we might have made a mistake

                                            -Tim