Monty Python's Flying Circus Quotes
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      Ring Kichard the Thrid.
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        Grizzled looking guy (Michael Palin): It's...
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          Cleese:
          This bird is no more.
          -Cleese
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            parrot owner:
            it's not pining it's passed on, this parrot is no more it has ceased to be it's expired and gone to meet it's maker it's a stiff bereft of life it rests in peace it's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible this is an ex-parrot
            -parrot owner
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              Parrott owner:
              You assured me that its lack movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long spuawk.
              -Parrott owner
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                Parrot owner:
                The only reason this parrot was sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
                -Parrot owner
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                  Vikings at a diner:
                  Spam spam spam spam, Spam spam spam spam!
                  -Vikings at a diner
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                    the Spanish inquisition:
                    Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
                    -the Spanish inquisition
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                      Annoucer:
                      And Now for Something Completly Different!
                      -Annoucer