Monty Python's Flying Circus Quotes
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      Victor:
      Look—get out, all of you! Go on, get out! Get out!

      Mr. Equator: I beg your pardon?

      Victor: I'm turning you all out—I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts. Now look, I'm giving you just half a minute, then I'm going to call the police! So get out!

      Mr. Equator: I don't much like the tone of your voice. (shoots Victor dead) Right, let's have a ding-dong...


      -from "The Visitors" sketch
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        Ring Kichard the Thrid.
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          Grizzled looking guy (Michael Palin): It's...
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            Cleese:
            This bird is no more.
            -Cleese
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              parrot owner:
              it's not pining it's passed on, this parrot is no more it has ceased to be it's expired and gone to meet it's maker it's a stiff bereft of life it rests in peace it's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible this is an ex-parrot
              -parrot owner
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                Parrott owner:
                You assured me that its lack movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long spuawk.
                -Parrott owner
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                  Parrot owner:
                  The only reason this parrot was sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
                  -Parrot owner
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                    Vikings at a diner:
                    Spam spam spam spam, Spam spam spam spam!
                    -Vikings at a diner
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                      the Spanish inquisition:
                      Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
                      -the Spanish inquisition
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                        Annoucer:
                        And Now for Something Completly Different!
                        -Annoucer