The Dana Carvey Show Quotes
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      "These people are not looking for handouts, they just want to live in zoos."
      -Dana Carvey as Newt Gingrich
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        Random Fan: Do you still ride the subway?
        Dana Carvey: I don't know what the subway is, I ride on a little velvet pillow. No, I'm down there, because I enjoy urine!
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          "Bob Dole knows the flavor of soup!"
          -Robert Smigel as Bob Dole
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            Steven Colbert: Reporting from here, this is me.