Airplane Quotes
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    6480
      Roger Murdock:
      We have clearance Clarence.
      -Roger Murdock
      6479
        Captain Oveur:
        That's Clarence Oveur. Over.

        -Captain Oveur
        6478
          Captain Oveur:
          Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?

          -Captain Oveur
          6477
            Ted Striker:
            Surely you can't be serious.

            -Ted Striker
            6476
              Elaine Dickinson:
              There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

              -Elaine Dickinson
              6475
                Rumack:
                I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

                -Rumack
                6474
                  Rumack:
                  The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

                  -Rumack
                  6473
                    Hanging Lady:
                    No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

                    -Hanging Lady
                    6472
                      Simon:
                      Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.

                      -Simon
                      6471
                        Simon:
                        Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.

                        -Simon
                        6470
                          Murdock:
                          A bobby pin? What the hell is the man doing with a bobby pin?

                          -Murdock
                          6469
                            Clarence Oveur:
                            Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

                            -Clarence Oveur
                            6468
                              Rumack:
                              Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then.
                              -Rumack