Airplane Quotes
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      Young Boy: (To a young girl drinking coffee) "Cream?". Young Girl: "No, thank you. I take it black...Like my men!"
      6499
        Little Girl: "I like my coffee like I like my men...Black!"
        6498
          Jive Lady: Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
          6497
            Ted Striker: No dice Kramer. I am calling the shots and I say Chicago we are coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now.
            6496
              McCroskey: How about some coffee Johhny?
              Johnny: No thanks.
              6495
                Ted (thinking to himself): I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. Hello, hello, hello. Echo, echo, echo.
                6494
                  Flower Seller: "Would you like to make a donation to the Church Of Religious Consciousness?"

                  Krishna: "No, thanks. We gave at the office!"
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                    JIVE TALKER:
                    Yo, what it is big mama? I raised no dummies I kept my rep.
                    -JIVE TALKER
                    6492
                      Dr Rumack:
                      I havent seen anything this bad since the Anita Bryant concert.
                      -Dr Rumack
                      6491
                        Captain Oveur:
                        Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
                        -Captain Oveur
                        6490
                          Captain Oveur and Joey:
                          You ever been in a cockpit before?
                          No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
                          You ever seen a grown man naked?
                          -Captain Oveur and Joey
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                            Clarence Oveur:
                            Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

                            -Clarence Oveur
                            6488
                              Rumack:
                              You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

                              -Rumack
                              6487
                                Second Jive Dude:
                                Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
                                -Second Jive Dude
                                6486
                                  First Jive Dude:
                                  Man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

                                  -First Jive Dude
                                  6485
                                    Ted Striker:
                                    concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

                                    -Ted Striker
                                    6484
                                      Elaine Dickinson:
                                      A hospital? What is it?
                                      Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
                                      -Elaine Dickinson
                                      6483
                                        Johnny:
                                        Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.

                                        -Johnny
                                        6482
                                          Rex Kramer:
                                          Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

                                          -Rex Kramer
                                          6481
                                            Steve McCroskey:
                                            Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.


                                            -Steve McCroskey