6500
Young Boy: (To a young girl drinking coffee) "Cream?". Young Girl: "No, thank you. I take it black...Like my men!"
6499
Little Girl: "I like my coffee like I like my men...Black!"
6498
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
6497
Ted Striker: No dice Kramer. I am calling the shots and I say Chicago we are coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now.
6496
McCroskey: How about some coffee Johhny?
Johnny: No thanks.
Johnny: No thanks.
6495
Ted (thinking to himself): I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate. Hello, hello, hello. Echo, echo, echo.
6494
Flower Seller: "Would you like to make a donation to the Church Of Religious Consciousness?"
Krishna: "No, thanks. We gave at the office!"
Krishna: "No, thanks. We gave at the office!"
6493
JIVE TALKER:
Yo, what it is big mama? I raised no dummies I kept my rep.
-JIVE TALKER
-JIVE TALKER
6492
Dr Rumack:
I havent seen anything this bad since the Anita Bryant concert.
-Dr Rumack
-Dr Rumack
6491
Captain Oveur:
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
-Captain Oveur
-Captain Oveur
6490
Captain Oveur and Joey:
You ever been in a cockpit before?
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
-Captain Oveur and Joey
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
-Captain Oveur and Joey
6489
Clarence Oveur:
Joey, you like movies about gladiators?
-Clarence Oveur
-Clarence Oveur
6488
Rumack:
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
-Rumack
-Rumack
6487
Second Jive Dude:
Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
-Second Jive Dude
-Second Jive Dude
6486
First Jive Dude:
Man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
-First Jive Dude
-First Jive Dude
6485
Ted Striker:
concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
-Ted Striker
-Ted Striker
6484
Elaine Dickinson:
A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
-Elaine Dickinson
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
-Elaine Dickinson
6483
Johnny:
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.
-Johnny
-Johnny
6482
Rex Kramer:
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
-Rex Kramer
-Rex Kramer
6481
Steve McCroskey:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
-Steve McCroskey
-Steve McCroskey
