Angel Quotes
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    24917
      Spike:
      (to Angel)
      -Spike
      24916
        Spike:
        (girly voice) "How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?"
        (manly voice) "No need little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire. But love, and a pesky curse, defanged me.
        -Spike
        24915
          Spike:
          I do the work. I do the digging. I fight off a Slayer. Drive to L.A. Hire the help. And what do I get? Royally screwed is what! Well that cinches it. No more partners. From now on, I'm my own man. Lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out! Here comes Spike!
          -Spike
          24914
            Spike:
            Now, now. Staking the torturer's strictly prohibited.
            -Spike
            24913
              Spike:
              Someone's having shish kabob.
              -Spike
              24912
                Angel:
                'Scuse me. I'm sorry. Has anyone seen my car? It's big and shiny.
                -Angel
                24911
                  Cordelia:
                  You don't know who he is, do you? Oh boy, you're about to get your ass kicked!
                  -Cordelia
                  24910
                    Cordelia and Angel:
                    Cordelia: So, um, are you still.... "GRRR"?
                    Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.
                    -Cordelia and Angel
                    24909
                      Doyle:
                      Well, I like the place. Not much with the view, but it's got a nice Bat-Cave sort of an air to it.
                      -Doyle
                      24908
                        Cordelia:
                        I was just saying that if we're going to be helping people out, maybe a small charge. A fee. You know something to help pay the rent. And.... my salary. You need someone to organize things and you're not exactly rolling in it Mr. I-Was-Alive-for-200-Yea
                        -Cordelia
                        24907
                          Cordelia:
                          Finally! I thought I was going to faint while barfing!
                          -Cordelia
                          24906
                            Doyle:
                            Great idea. Calling cards. Its not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky whenever they need help.
                            -Doyle
                            24905
                              Cordelia:
                              Hey, you look troubled. Or is that just your lazy eye? Anyway, call us. We're very discreet.
                              -Cordelia
                              24904
                                Doyle:
                                See, you need to chat people up a bit more casual like, you know? "Hi, what's your name? How's life treating you? What's that you say? Minions from hell getting you down?"
                                -Doyle
                                24903
                                  Cordelia:
                                  You can always tell when he's happy. His scowl? Slightly less scowl-y...
                                  -Cordelia
                                  24902
                                    Cordelia:
                                    I feel kind of hopeless with him down there doing the nonprofit brooding. It's not like he has a heart. How can it be broken?
                                    -Cordelia
                                    24901
                                      Faith:
                                      Don't poop out on me, dammit! Otherwise this is all just gonna be over too fast. You'll be dead, and I'll be...bored.
                                      -Faith
                                      24900
                                        Doyle:
                                        Is that it? Am I done?
                                        -Doyle