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      Niecy Antonio:
      Niecy: Hola, chico. Antonio: Oh, and Happy Kwanzaa, my sista!
      -Niecy Antonio
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        Myles Moesha:
        'Looks like it's back to picking lemons.' 'Lemons? You better make that cotton.'
        -Myles Moesha
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          Moesha Dr. Woods:
          'The Mitchells are your typical middle-class family. Lots of laughs, lots of hugs, lots of love.' 'Lots of drama.'
          -Moesha Dr. Woods
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            Quinton:
            [about Channing] That brotha's a teacher? Dang, who's head of the English department? Foxy Brown?
            -Quinton
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              Kim:
              Chicken, get yo' chicken here. Chicken. Free chicken. Half off the free chicken!
              -Kim
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                Moesha Niecy:
                Niecy, which Tae-Bo tape is this?' 'Oh, girl, those tapes are too expensive. This is Tae-Po.
                -Moesha Niecy
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                  Kim:
                  What's up, Shawshank? I thought you were doing five to ten.
                  -Kim
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                    Hakeem Frank Mitchell:
                    'What's up, Jetsons!' 'Jetsons?' 'Yeah, you and George got the same haircut.'
                    -Hakeem Frank Mitchell
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                      Kim Hakeem:
                      'You know, why are you always playing so hard-to-get?' 'I'm not playing!'
                      -Kim Hakeem
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                        Myles Moesha:
                        'I want to get a job.' 'Now Myles, you know the circus is *not* in town.'
                        -Myles Moesha