Keeping Up Appearances Quotes
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      Hyacinth: My name is Bouquet, B-U-C-K-E-T. Oh no it's not Bucket, it's Bouquet
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        Hyacinth & Richard:
        Richard: W-Where's the injury? Hyacinth: ...never you mind!
        -Hyacinth & Richard
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          Liz & Emmet:
          Emmet: I can't go out there, she'll sing it at me, she always does.
          Liz: Then start a conversation, she can't sing then.
          Emmet: But then she'll talk!!!
          -Liz & Emmet
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            Richard & Onslow:
            Richard: Don't you find it strange that Daisy was on a motorbike with another man?
            Onslow: Now that you mention it, I never knew she liked motorbikes.
            -Richard & Onslow
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              Liz & Emmet:
              Liz: You can't just stay indoors because Hyacinth is out there.
              Emmet: Oh I can, I really can.
              -Liz & Emmet
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                Hyacinth:
                Take your shoes of before you enter the house, dear.
                -Hyacinth
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                  Hyacinth:
                  I hate talking to Onslow on the phone, especially if he's not wearing a shirt.
                  -Hyacinth
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                    Richard:
                    [while test-driving a Rolls Royce]...If I should scratch the paint...we'll have to re-mortgage the house!
                    -Richard
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                      Onslow:
                      oh...Chuff Me!
                      -Onslow
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                        Mailman:
                        Oh ugh .. hi Ms. Bucke.. Bouquet.
                        -Mailman
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                          Hyacinth:
                          I'll invite them over for one of my candlelight suppers.
                          -Hyacinth
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                            Hyacinth:
                            People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are.
                            -Hyacinth
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                              Emmet:
                              If I hear the word yaht from that woman just once more, I swear I'll buy a U-Boat.
                              -Emmet
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                                Onslow:
                                OWW, naaaiiice.
                                -Onslow
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                                  Hyacinth:
                                  I will not have you not excited Richard.
                                  -Hyacinth
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                                    Hyacinth:
                                    (picking up the phone) Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking!!!
                                    -Hyacinth
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                                      Vicar:
                                      Oh no it's the Bucket woman, drive drive!!
                                      -Vicar
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                                        Hyacinth:
                                        It's my sister Violet, you know the one with the Mercedes, a swimming pool and room for a pony.
                                        -Hyacinth