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      Cat / Duane Dibley:
      So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a place of worship?
      -Cat / Duane Dibley
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        Rimmer:
        Kryten, kindly get to the point before I jam your nose between your cheeks and make it the filling of a buttock sandwich.
        -Rimmer
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          Cat:
          Cat: "Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!"
          Kryten: "There's no such thing as a brown alert sir."
          Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"
          -Cat
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            Cat:
            I've been so worried I haven't buffed my shoes in my two days.
            -Cat
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              Rimmer:
              Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your gibblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.
              -Rimmer