Red Dwarf Quotes
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      Ace Rimmer:
      Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
      -Ace Rimmer
      24779
        Rimmer:
        Wrong, wrong, absolutely brimming over with wrongability
        -Rimmer
        24778
          Rimmer:
          Well, I would have thought it was obvious. Two people unable to contain their desires had an illicit liason. A liason that an unforgiving society would not accept, and you were the fruit of their forbidden passion. You're forbidden passion fruit.
          -Rimmer
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            Holly:
            And the moral of the story is , appreciate what you've got because basically I'm fantastic.
            -Holly
            24776
              Lister:
              lister: as soon as I step out of that door I get enough volts up my jacksy to light up the whole of boogle
              rimmer: well considering what the future has instore for your jacksy a few million volts will be nothing
              -Lister
              24775
                Kryten/Cat:
                Kryten- "Mr Rimmer would be effectively dead."
                Cat- "Hey! Things are looking up already.
                -Kryten/Cat
                24774
                  Lister:
                  Rimmer, can't you see that the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of nongripness. I'm completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up!
                  -Lister
                  24773
                    Rimmer/Kryten:
                    Rimmer- "What is there that one could possibly loathe about me?"
                    Kryten- "Would you like a list sir?
                    -Rimmer/Kryten
                    24772
                      Rimmer/Kryten:
                      Rimmer- "Step up to red alert."
                      Kryten- "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
                      -Rimmer/Kryten
                      24771
                        Kryten:
                        *holding up a tampon* Go ahead try it on I want to see what it looks like!
                        -Kryten
                        24770
                          Rimmer:
                          Smeg off dog-food-face!
                          -Rimmer
                          24769
                            lister:
                            Im going out the same way I came in, screaming and kicking
                            -lister
                            24768
                              Kryten:
                              Yes, sir I am a robot
                              -Kryten
                              24767
                                Rimmer:
                                So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?
                                -Rimmer
                                24766
                                  Rimmer:
                                  When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner.
                                  -Rimmer
                                  24765
                                    Rimmer/Lister:
                                    Rimmer: "I used to be in the Samaritans."
                                    Lister: "I know. For one morning."
                                    Rimmer: "I couldn't take any more."
                                    Lister: "I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number!
                                    -Rimmer/Lister
                                    24764
                                      Cat:
                                      Do you realize that with all this rescue stuff, I haven't had time to perm my leg hairs!
                                      -Cat
                                      24763
                                        Rimmer:
                                        Rimmer: "I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy."
                                        Steps up to the bar.
                                        Rimmer: "Dry white wine and Perrier, please ."

                                        -Rimmer
                                        24762
                                          Rimmer:
                                          My brain's rebelled. It just won't accept nice things happening to me.
                                          -Rimmer
                                          24761
                                            Rimmer:
                                            No look, I'm you from the future. I've come to warn you that in 3 million years you'll be dead!
                                            -Rimmer