Father Ted (1995 - 1998)

Jack: There they lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. AND THEN........
Dougal: He's right you know.
-Jack and Dougal

These cows are small. But the ones out there are far away. Small...... Far away.
-Father Ted (to Dougal)

We could make like the rapper, Snoop Doggy Dog. It'd go something like... 'Take that lump of sugar baby you know you want it!'
-Father Ted