Sesame Street Quotes
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      Banana King Employee (Marisa): "Eh, sorry, buddy, but I'm on duty."

      The Monkey King: "Oh, but you don't understand, big-haired lady. You're my only hope! Please kiss me, please, please, please, please!"
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        Martians:
        "E.T.?"
        Kermit the Frog:
        "Uh, No, no. I am not E.T., I am Kermit the Frog."
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          Alistair Cookie:
          "Oh, good evening. Me still Alistair Cookie and this still Monsterpiece Theater."
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            Ernie:
            "Hey rubber-ducky, your the one. *SQUEEK SQUEEK* You make bath time lots of fun."
            -Ernie
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              Big Bird and R2-D2:
              "Big Bird: R2-D2 this is called a banana. R2-D2: Beep-bleep-beep."
              -Big Bird and R2-D2
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                Mr. Hooper:
                Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters W, S and E, and by the numbers 2 and 3.
                -Mr. Hooper
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                  Big Bird:
                  (Big Bird looks sadly at his drawing of Mr.Hooper)
                  You know, I'm gonna miss you, Mr. Looper.
                  Maria:
                  (Smiles sadly) That's Hooper, Big Bird. Hooper.
                  Big Bird:
                  Yeah, You're Right. (Everyone comforts Big Bird.)
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                    Aliens:
                    Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
                    -Aliens
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                      Cookie Monster:
                      C is for cookie.
                      -Cookie Monster
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                        Don Music:
                        Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece as white as snow, everywhere that mary went, the lamb was sure to...to....to...OH I'LL NEVER GET IT! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER! (Slams his head on the piano keys)
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                          Cookie Monster:
                          "COOKIES!!! UMM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM!!!"
                          -Cookie Monster
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                            Elmo:
                            Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo's song. Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo's song. Me write the music, me write the words, that's Elmo's song.
                            -Elmo
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                              Typewriter:
                              Nee noo nee noo noo nee nooooooo!
                              -Typewriter
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                                The Amazing Mumferd:
                                Ah-la peanut-butter sandwiches!
                                -The Amazing Mumferd
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                                  Old King Cole and Kermit:
                                  King Cole: Bring me my pipe and step on it. Kermit: Don't worry, folks - we won't go for the old joke.
                                  -Old King Cole and Kermit
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                                    Mr. Johnson:
                                    I don't wanna hear "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!" I don't want a balloon, I want to go to the library!
                                    -Fat Blue
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                                      Grover:
                                      Hello everybodeeeeeeeee! It is I, Grover
                                      -Grover
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                                        Elmo:
                                        Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.
                                        -Elmo
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                                          Cookie Monster:
                                          Cookie Monster thief, not liar.
                                          -Cookie Monster
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                                            Slimy and Oscar:
                                            Slimy: Read! Read! Read! Oscar: Okay, Slimy, although I do enjoy your pestering.

                                            -Slimy and Oscar