Sesame Street Quotes
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      The Monkey King: (In human form) "When we get married, half of this will be yours."

      Banana King Employee (Marisa): "Hey, I always wanted to be a Queen...And an entrepeneuer."
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        The Monkey King: (In human form, answering the employee's question) "Yes, I do, and I wanna marry you, and make you my wife!"
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          The Monkey King: (In human form) "Yes, I am. I am the Banana King."

          Banana King Employee (Marisa): (Mockingly) "The Banana King. Hey, does that mean you own this joint?"
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            Monkey King Employee (Marisa): (To the now-human Monkey King) "Hey! You don't have a crown on! Did you lie to me? You're no king!"
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              Marisa: (The true end to her story) "They sent their friends Joey and Davey two Double Banana Whoppers with Cheese. THE END!"
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                Banana King Employee (Marisa): "Eh, sorry, buddy, but I'm on duty."

                The Monkey King: "Oh, but you don't understand, big-haired lady. You're my only hope! Please kiss me, please, please, please, please!"
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                  Martians:
                  "E.T.?"
                  Kermit the Frog:
                  "Uh, No, no. I am not E.T., I am Kermit the Frog."
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                    Alistair Cookie:
                    "Oh, good evening. Me still Alistair Cookie and this still Monsterpiece Theater."
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                      Ernie:
                      "Hey rubber-ducky, your the one. *SQUEEK SQUEEK* You make bath time lots of fun."
                      -Ernie
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                        Big Bird and R2-D2:
                        "Big Bird: R2-D2 this is called a banana. R2-D2: Beep-bleep-beep."
                        -Big Bird and R2-D2
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                          Mr. Hooper:
                          Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters W, S and E, and by the numbers 2 and 3.
                          -Mr. Hooper
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                            Big Bird:
                            (Big Bird looks sadly at his drawing of Mr.Hooper)
                            You know, I'm gonna miss you, Mr. Looper.
                            Maria:
                            (Smiles sadly) That's Hooper, Big Bird. Hooper.
                            Big Bird:
                            Yeah, You're Right. (Everyone comforts Big Bird.)
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                              Aliens:
                              Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
                              -Aliens
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                                Cookie Monster:
                                C is for cookie.
                                -Cookie Monster
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                                  Don Music:
                                  Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece as white as snow, everywhere that mary went, the lamb was sure to...to....to...OH I'LL NEVER GET IT! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER! (Slams his head on the piano keys)
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                                    Cookie Monster:
                                    "COOKIES!!! UMM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM!!!"
                                    -Cookie Monster
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                                      Elmo:
                                      Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo's song. Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo's song. Me write the music, me write the words, that's Elmo's song.
                                      -Elmo
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                                        Typewriter:
                                        Nee noo nee noo noo nee nooooooo!
                                        -Typewriter
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                                          The Amazing Mumferd:
                                          Ah-la peanut-butter sandwiches!
                                          -The Amazing Mumferd
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                                            Old King Cole and Kermit:
                                            King Cole: Bring me my pipe and step on it. Kermit: Don't worry, folks - we won't go for the old joke.
                                            -Old King Cole and Kermit