Sesame Street Quotes
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      Maria:
      "This looks alot like the piano at Bob's apartment or is it an electric keyboard. Does it do more?"
      Herbie Hancock:
      "Why yes. Well you see, This is not just a piano. You see, this is a synthesizer, It's a computer-based synthesizer. It more features and there is typewriting keyboard that Clyde is in front of.
      Children:
      "Hello, Clyde."
      Clyde:
      "Hello, Kids."
      Herbie Hancock:
      "You can do so many different things that you can't do on a piano."
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        Sherlock Hemlock:
        "WATSON!!! That is not a ghost. I thought I told you to look for the ghost. This is Vincent Twice Vincent Twice. He is our host. Ehgad, Host rhymes with ghost."
        Lady Agatha:
        "Yeah, And that host has my toast, and my roast."
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          Patrick Stewart:
          "MAKE IT SO, Number 1!
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            Vincent Twice:
            Good Evening, I am your host, Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice. Welcoming you to Mysterious Theater.
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              Sonny Friendly:
              "Are we having a nice day, or what?"
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                Bert:
                "ERNIE!!! Oh Ernie, That is no good. You cannot count fire engines. That is too loud. You will wake up the whole neighborhood. Now, I want to count something quiet to fall alsleep with, Okay. None of those sounds."
                Ernie:
                "Okay, Bert. How about if I count balloons."
                Bert:
                "Balloons?"
                Ernie:
                "Yeah, Balloons. They are queit. They just sit there."
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                  Announcer:
                  "We take you now to Kermit the Frog with another fast breaking news story."
                  Kermit the Frog:
                  "Oh, Hi ho. This is Kermit the Frog at Sesame Street News...."
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                    The Monster Cookie:
                    "Keep your hands off, pal!"
                    Cookie Monster:
                    "YIKES! Cookie talked!"
                    The Monster Cookie:
                    "Me no, Cookie. Me, Monster.
                    Cookie Monster:
                    "Me too, Me Cookie Monster."
                    The Monster Cookie:
                    "Me, Monster Cookie.
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                      Grover:
                      "Hello, Sir!"
                      Mr. Johnson:
                      "Oh, Wait! I know you! You're that waiter from over at Charlie's!"
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                        Marisa Tomei: (As a Banana King employee in the story) "And here's your order, sir. One Double Banana Whopper".
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                          Marisa Tomei: (Reading a story to Joey and Davey) "Once upon a time, in a far-off land called Bensonhurst, there was a fast food restaurant called Banana King."
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                            The Monkey King: "I was once a person, a human, a king!"

                            Banana King Employee (Marisa): "A king?"
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                              The Monkey King: "I'd just like a kiss, please".

                              Banana King Employee (Marisa): "A kiss? Buddy, only what's on the menu, okay?"
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                                The Monkey King: "I am very, very sad. Oh, woe is me."

                                Banana King Employee (Marisa): "Let me get you a Double Banana Burger. You'll feel so much better, okay?"
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                                  Marisa Tomei: (Reading to Joey and Davey) "Well, his name isn't Vinny. He's the Monkey King, but he's very sad".

                                  Joey and Davey: "Aw, poor Monkey King".
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                                    Davey: (While Marisa Tomei reads) "Hey, Joey, That looks like our cousin. What's his name?"

                                    Joey: "Vinny".

                                    Davey: "Yeah, yeah. It looks just like our cousin Vinny!"
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                                      The Monkey King: "Yeah, but then one day, this witch, she turned me into a Monkey King and the only way I can be turned back into a human king is if a beautiful maiden with big hair could kiss me".
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                                        Monkey King Employee (Marisa): "Well, I guess I could take a break to help a poor old monkey".
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                                          Monkey King Employee (Marisa): "Come here, monkey boy."

                                          (She and the Monkey King kiss, and he become a man in a suit)

                                          Monkey King: "Hey, it worked!"
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                                            Marisa Tomei: (Ending her story) "And so they got married, changed the name of the restaurant to Banana Queen and King, and they lived happily ever after!"

                                            Joey and Davey: "The end!"

                                            Marisa: "Not quite!"