Sesame Street Quotes
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      Cookie Monster:
      C is for "cookie" that's good enough for me!
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        Elmo:
        Elmo loves you!
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          Announcer:
          We take you now to Kermit the Frog for another fast breaking news story.
          Kermit:
          Hi-ho Kermit the Frog here from Sesame Street News.
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            Yosh Schmege:
            It's impossible. I mean, They can't do it. Just watch. (plays a song on the clarinet) You see, I have fingers and worms don't have fingers. So therefore they can't play the clarinet.
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              Indiana Jones:
              And here it is. The Golden Cabbage
              Big Bird:
              Weird, I thought it would be bigger.
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                Tito:
                Another score for Miami Mice. Case is closed!
                J.P.:
                You mean case is cerrado!
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                  Announcer:
                  And now, Let's all play "What Happens Next?"
                  Gordon:
                  Hello, I am Gordon and welcome to "What Happens Next?" The game show where you have to find out, What would happen next.
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                    Bob:
                    (After Elmo imagines the world with no sounds) How was it, Elmo?
                    Elmo:
                    Well, Gordon was playing a flute, But no music came out. Then, Kids were playing with Barkley, But no chattering and no dog barking. Then Elmo saw Bob talking, But no words came out.
                    Bob:
                    Well, Elmo. You have a good imagination. Now you know what life is like to be deaf. No sound.
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                      Bob:
                      (To the viewers and signing for a deaf person: T.J.) Oh, Hello! Welcome to Sesame Street! This is my child friend, T.J. Now, T.J. is deaf. That means he cannot speak, or hear anything. As a matter of fact, He cannot hear what I am saying. But he can see what I am saying by using my hands. It's called Sign-Language.
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                        Luis:
                        Uh, No Bob. I am not Linda.
                        Bob:
                        (on the other line of the phone) Well, May I speak to Linda?
                        Luis:
                        Well, You don't understand, Bob. You see, Linda can't use the telephone because she is deaf. She cannot speak or hear anything. But she can see what I am saying by using sign language. She is telling me that she is doing fine and saying hello to you, Bob.
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                          Maria:
                          (As she complaines to Oscar the Grouch) I could not calm her down. I have tried stories, I have tried lullabies, I tried different things, But Irvine keeps doing the same thing. She keeps throwing a giant-sized temper tantrum. I can't stand it anymore. I quit! I give up!
                          Oscar:
                          Oh Relax, Sweetheart. There is only one way to calm a grouch baby down. Just watch. (To Grungetta) Oh, Grungetta!
                          Grungetta:
                          Yes, Oscar?
                          Oscar:
                          Hey, I just had rotten time with you!
                          Grungetta:
                          Oh, Yeah?!? Well, I had a worst time with you!!!
                          Oscar:
                          NO, YOU DID NOT!!!
                          Grungetta:
                          DID TOO!!! (x Many times with Oscar until Irvine finally calms down)
                          Oscar:
                          Well, Irvine has calmed herself down. You see, Grouch babies only calm themselves to the sound to the good loud argument.
                          Maria:
                          (To the viewers in frustration as the grouches argued to eachtoher) SESAME STREET WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTERS C, AND F, AND BY THE NUMBER 8! SESAME STREET IS A PRODUCTION OF, THE CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP! AUDIOS!
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                            Maria:
                            (To Irvine who started crying and disrupting the Two-Headed Monster's lullaby) No, No Don't cry, Irvine (The Two-Headed Monster started sobbing as Irvine disrupted their lullaby) Oh no, Not you too. (To the viewers) Oh no! Now I have got three people crying. Or is it two?
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                              Chrissy:
                              (To Matt, After the piano broke in half) Hey Matt, Send in the next piano! Will ya? (To the Eight Balls of Fur) Alright fellas, Take 8.
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                                Officer Red Riding Hood:
                                Why Jackman, What big teeth you have.
                                Jackman Wolf:
                                Well, You know it. Say, About Little Jerry and the Monotones, They were supposed to be on my show. Do you know where they are?
                                Officer Red Riding Hood:
                                Nope. But I like to take two requests, "Cooperation" by The Cobble Stones, And "Hand Talk."
                                Jackman Wolf:
                                Baby, You say it. And we play it. (Chuckles as he starts The Cooble Stones "(I Can't Get No) Cooperation" music video)
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                                  Police Officer:
                                  You are not going believe this. But these fellas were phoning the song on your show. Naturally, I arrested them.
                                  Gina:
                                  (On the other line of the phone, Screaming for excitement) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! LITTLE JERRY AND THE MONOTONES ARE ON YOUR SHOW, OH THANK YOU, JACKMAN WOLF.
                                  Jackman Wolf:
                                  The Girl is right, officer. And I invited them to sing on my show. Sing your song boys
                                  Little Jerry and the Monotones:
                                  (Continues on singing "Telephone Rock" and goes on during the ending credits)
                                  Jackman Wolf:
                                  Alright then. Until next time, This is Jackman Wolf, Saying "Thanks for watching us. And Todolooooooooooo!"
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                                    Count Von Count:
                                    So let's get down with How Now Brown Cow and The Moo Waves, Doing "Wet Paint."
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                                      Richard Stoltzman:
                                      Yeah, I know Oscar. But you can't play a clarinet. Until you put the pieces together. Like this on here.
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                                        An Eel:
                                        Pardon me, But is this "Eel of Fortune?"
                                        Pat Playjacks:
                                        (To the Eel) Uh, No. The Eel of Fortune is next door. This is "Squeal of Fortune." (To the viewers) So tune in tomorrow for an another episode of (Audience says along) "SQUEAL! OF! FORTUNE!"
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                                          Announcer:
                                          And now it's time for the newest, hippest, best dressed detective show on television, "Miami Mice."
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                                            Joey the Monkey:
                                            (After he and his friend, Davey the Monkey watched The Oinker Sisters "New Way to Walk" music video) Hey! There were no bananas in that, just pigs.
                                            Davey the Monkey:
                                            Yeah, I know, Joey, But we are not going to give up. Right, Joey?
                                            Joey the Monkey:
                                            Yeah, We are going to keep on searching until we find some....
                                            Davey and Joey:
                                            BANANAS