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      Mr. Johnson:
      I would like a beef stroganoff.
      Grover:
      A beef stroganoff. That's a good choice. (To Charlie) Hey Charlie, Do you have any beef stroganoff?
      Charlie:
      Nyet!
      Grover:
      Oh, I am very sorry, Sir. But my chef, Charlie said "Nyet!" Nyet means no in Russian. We are all out of beef stroganoff.
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        Tito:
        Fashion check is all fine.
        J.P.:
        Right on.
        Tito:
        (On megaphone) ATTENTION INSIDE, THIS MIAMI MICE SPEAKING! WE HAVE YOUR SHOP SURROUNDED! SEND OUT THE RUBBER DUCKIE! DO YOU REPEAT?!? SEND OUT THE RUBBER DUCKIE!!!
        J.P.:
        Hey, Tito. Please read the sign.
        Tito:
        (On megaphone) WHAT SIGN?!? (Puts his megaphone down) Oh, I mean what sign, J.P.?
        Ernie:
        The sign right here.
        J.P.:
        Uh, Ernie. You mean the Ceraddo sign? Ernie, Ceraddo is NOT the name this repair shop. It means "Closed" in Spanish.
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          Cookie Monster:
          What happened to you?
          The Monster Cookie:
          Then me start to break in chocolate chips,
          Cookie Monster:
          (Gasp) NO!
          The Monster Cookie:
          Then me brain turns to cream filling.
          Cookie Monster:
          Oh, no!
          The Monster Cookie:
          Then, me leave crumbs, Whenever me walk.
          Cookie Monster:
          In other words, You did not exactly pictured your health.
          The Monster Cookie:
          Correct. And before me knew it, It was too late. (Voice breaksdown) Me transformed into a big, Monster Coookieeee. (Sobs hystaricly)
          Cookie Monster:
          (Gasps and voice breaksdown) This is a catastrophe (Sobs as well).
          Cookie Monster:
          (As he woke up from his nightmare) What a dream, Oh, very sad. (As he was going eat a cookie, puts it down) Oh, NO, NO, NO! Never eat cookies ever again. NO! From now on, Me eat carrots. Yeah (Eats carrots, Om nom nom nom!) And fish, (Eats fish, Om nom nom nom!) and whole wheat bread. Yeah, (Eats bread, Om! Nom! Nom! Nom!) And no, Cookies. Sorry, Cookie. Me cannot eat you ever, Say you talking, cookie? You crying, cookie? (Eats cookie, Om! Nom! Nom! Nom!) Well, Maybe sometime a cookie.
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            Count Von Count:
            Make it one squeal, Pat. No, make it two, Three, Four squeals, or five, or six squeals.
            Pat Playjacks:
            Uh, Count, We can only take one guess.
            Count Von Count:
            One guess, Two guesses, THREE!
            Pat Playjacks:
            Count, Is three your guess? Alright that's your guess. Three squeals. So give the pig a spin!
            Count Von Count:
            (Spins the pig on the turntable)
            Pig:
            (Squeals)
            Audience:
            ONE!
            Pig:
            (Squeals)
            Audience:
            TWO!
            Pig:
            (Squeals)
            Audience:
            THREE! (Applause after pinging sound as the turntable stops)
            Count Von Count:
            Did I say three?
            Pat Playjacks:
            Yes you did, Count. And that means you won, Count Von Count.
            Prairie Dawn:
            WHAT?!? He won?!? OH NO!!!
            Pat Playjacks:
            And it's now time to show you the prizes in the studio filled with fabulous prizes. And to show them to us is our co-hostess, Mrs. Velma Blank. A fifteen gallon tank of finger paint, A grapefruit goggles for a protection of that morning squirt, And a lifesize portrait of America's third favorite game show host, Pat Playjacks.
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              Prairie Dawn:
              Pat, It is so nice to be on a normal show like yours.
              Pat Playjacks:
              Isn't she sweet. Well thank you, Prairie. And since you won the toss up, You go first. Now, Can you guess how many pig squeals will there be?
              Prairie Dawn:
              What do you mean, Pat? What are talking about?
              Pat Playjacks:
              What I am talking about, Let's tell our audience, This is the (Audience says along) SQUEAL! OF! FORTUNE!
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                Prairie Dawn:
                How about ten?
                Pat Playjacks:
                Oh, yes. The number ten. Alright, Prairie. Ten is your guess. And now let's give the pig and spin on that turntable and we will count how many pig-squeals we hear right here on the Squeal of Fortune!
                Prairie Dawn:
                (Spins the pig on the turntable)
                Pig:
                (Squeals)
                Audience:
                ONE!
                Pig:
                (Squeals)
                Audience:
                TWO!
                Pig:
                (Squeals)
                Audience:
                THREE!
                Pig:
                (Squeals)
                Audience:
                FOUR!
                Pig:
                (Squeals)
                Audience:
                FIVE! (Groaned after the buzzer sounds as the turntable stops spinning)
                Pat Playjacks:
                Oooh, I am very sorry, Prairie. You guessed ten and there were only five pig-squeals, In today's "pig", I mean "Squeal of Fortune". That's too bad! So let's move right along to Count Von Count.
                Prairie Dawn:
                Oh dear! I guess I didn't win. I can't believe this.
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                  Bert:
                  ERNIE!!!
                  Ernie:
                  What is it, Bert?
                  Bert:
                  That will just about do it. I cannot give my nephew Brad, a bath with all those toys in there!
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                    Ernie:
                    (Gasp) Bert, You are not going put him in a tub like that.
                    Bert:
                    But what's wrong, Ernie? What's the matter?
                    Ernie:
                    The matter is, You realized there is nothing him to play with? You call that planning? I'll be back.
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                      Leela:
                      Oh, Oscar. How could you eat at the time like this?!?
                      Oscar:
                      With a spoon?
                      Leela:
                      (Angrily) You know what, Oscar. You are a grouchy monster! That's who you are! You need to tell us the cure for Mine-itis!
                      Oscar:
                      Oh, Yeah?!? And why would I want to do silly thing like that?
                      Elmo:
                      Because nobody on Sesame Street is sharing! That's why, Oscar!
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                        Big Bird:
                        I have got extra piggy left over.
                        Snuffy:
                        Yeah, Now what's piggy going to do, bird?
                        Big Bird:
                        I know, This little piggy was on "Squeal of Fortune."
                        Audience:
                        SQUEAL! OF! FORTUNE! (Applause as the theme song plays and the title opens like a garage door)
                        Pat Playjacks:
                        (As he enters thru a trapezoid curtin) Thank you, Thank you, and Hello everybody. I'm Pat Playjacks happy to welcome you to (Audience says along) SQUEAL! OF FORTUNE! Yes and we got great show lined up for today we got two contestants here From Transylvania say hello Count Von Count, and From Sesame Street, say Hello to Prairie Dawn.
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                          Frazzle:
                          (Sining) In, In, In, for morrrre! In, In, In, for......
                          Janitor:
                          Uh, Hold it right there, Sonny. There is no more. We're closing now. Watch your step.
                          Frazzle:
                          Well, I guess it's (Singing) Out, Out, Out, the dooooooor! Out, Out, Out, the.....
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                            Big Bird:
                            (To his Teddy bear, Radar) Hey, Guess what, Radar. We can be home tonight....
                            Maria:
                            Uh, No, Big Bird. You won't have your nest tonight.
                            Big Bird:
                            And why not?
                            Gordon:
                            Well, Big Bird. Even with everybody pitching in, That's a lot of work. It's gonna take days.
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                              Granny Bird:
                              (On the phone with Big Bird) Hello, How is everything going, my grandson?
                              Big Bird:
                              Well, Everything is not going to well.
                              Granny Bird:
                              Well, What's wrong?
                              Big Bird:
                              Well, The Hurricane blew my nest away!
                              Granny Bird:
                              (Gasp) Oh, dear. I hate it when it happens.
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                                Snuffy:
                                Bird, What happened to your nest?!?
                                Big Bird:
                                The Hurricane blew my nest away.
                                Snuffy:
                                Oh dear, Bird. That makes me so sad!
                                Big Bird:
                                Yeah, I know.
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                                  Big Bird:
                                  My Home! My Nest!
                                  Maria:
                                  Don't worry, Big Bird. We are all here with you.
                                  Gabi:
                                  Yeah, My parents are great on fixing things.
                                  Luis:
                                  Hey everyone, We got a plan.
                                  Big Bird:
                                  My Home! My Nest!
                                  Luis:
                                  Well, that's what the plan is, Rebuilding your nest. As we can see, There has been a lot of damage done here.
                                  Big Bird:
                                  A lot of damage? My Home! My Nest!
                                  Maria:
                                  Well, That's what Luis is trying to tell you. We can fix things.
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                                    Big Bird:
                                    (Mourning the loss of his nest) Oh, Gordon! My Home! My Nest!
                                    Gordon:
                                    Uh, Big Bird. It's alright.
                                    Big Bird:
                                    No, It's not!!!
                                    Gordon:
                                    You're right! You're right, Big Bird, It's not alright. But it will be alright.
                                    Big Bird:
                                    But what happened to my nest?!?
                                    Gordon:
                                    Well, The wind was too strong, It blew it all apart. I'm with you.
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                                      Kermit the Frog:
                                      (As the told the manager during the wind storm) COULD SOMEBODY CLOSE THAT DOOR?!? (To the camera) Oh, Hi-ho, This is Kermit the Frog here, With a fast blowing news story. A hurricane could be heading towards Sesame Street. With more detail, Here our Sesame Street weather meteorologist, Mister Al Roker.
                                      Al Roker:
                                      Thank you, Kermit. This is where the Hurricane is now.
                                      Big Bird:
                                      What is a hurricane?
                                      Al Roker:
                                      Now, a Hurricane is a wind storm with lots of wild wind and rain. And if it keeps going up north, It could hit Sesame Street.
                                      Telly Monster:
                                      The Hurricane....
                                      Elmo:
                                      And it's gonna hit Sesame Street!
                                      Elmo and Telly:
                                      (Screams in a panic)
                                      Al Roker:
                                      Calm down, Everyone. There is a lot of preparations to do before the hurricane comes.
                                      Alan:
                                      You know something? I have been through a hurricane before. I have got supplies of extra water in the cabinet.
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                                        Elmo:
                                        "Elmo loves you!"
                                        31308
                                          Big Bird:
                                          Coming soon on Sesame Street! (Shows the preview of an upcoming episode)
                                          Big Bird:
                                          (After showing the sneak preview) Toodle-loo!
                                          Announcer:
                                          Funding for Sesame Street is providing by Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by This station, and other Public Television Station, And their contributors.
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                                            Ernie:
                                            Can I pick up my rubber duckie?
                                            Hoots:
                                            By all means!
                                            Ernie:
                                            Oh, Thank you, Hoots. (As he picks up his rubber duckie) Oh, Rubber Duckie. I missed you so much. Yeah, Me too.
                                            Hoots:
                                            Take good care, Ernie my man. That was one cool cast.