Sesame Street Quotes
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      Big Bird:
      Sesame Street is a production of the Children's Television Workshop.
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        The Amazing Mumford:
        A la peanut butter sandwiches
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          Telly Monster:
          (GASP) It's Chrissy and the Alphabeats in the library. Chrissy, What are doing in the library?
          Chrissy:
          Well, We stop by to check some books.
          Telly Monster:
          Some books?
          Chrissy:
          Isn't that what most people do in the library?
          Telly Monster:
          Yeah, But you're a big rock and roll star and you always do concerts and TV shows, and other exciting stuff.
          Chrissy:
          Why, All we ever do is rock and roll? Let set this dude straight.
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            Guy Smiley:
            I think I will go in and sit down.
            Pierre the Waiter:
            Oh, no no no no no! You may not go in and sit down.
            Guy Smiley:
            But why not?
            Pierre the Waiter:
            There is no chair for you. We only have a table for 39, But we do not have table for 40.
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              Kermit the Frog:
              Hi-ho, This is Kermit the Frog, Speaking to you from the sunny tropics of Miami Florida, Here to show the topic of adventure. And who knows more about the adventure than the worlds most famous Miami Mice. And here they are right now, Here is Miami Mice JP.
              J.P.:
              Oh, What's happening?
              Kermit the Frog:
              And Tito.
              Tito:
              Que tal, Man.
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                Ernie:
                You did not tap me, Statue. But did you?
                The Ernie Statue:
                Sure I did! (Makes Ernie's laugh)
                Ernie:
                (Gasps) BERT! OH, BERT!
                Bert:
                What's the matter, Ernie?!? What's wrong with you?!?
                Ernie:
                The Sta....The Sta....The Sta...Statue just talked to me, Bert.
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                  Ernie:
                  Hello, This is Farmer Ernie. (Kheheheheh) You might wonder why a city kid like me is doing out here in the farm?
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                    A Green Anything Muppet Man:
                    Hey, That little red monster stole my snack.
                    Guy Smiley:
                    Excuse me, But we are busy doing a television show.
                    A Green Anything Muppet Man:
                    Are you Guy Smiley?
                    Guy Smiley:
                    Yes, I am. But you need to get off the stage.
                    Green Anything Muppet Man:
                    Is this "Beat the Time"?
                    Guy Smiley:
                    Yes, And we're busy playing our game. And Elmo needs to find 2 more things that start with the "SN" sound.
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                      Guy Smiley:
                      Nope, You were close, But you all guessed wrong. This person is a television game show host and his name is Sonny Friendly.
                      Sonny Friendley:
                      Hey, Are we having a nice day, or what? And how about that panel, Are they good sports or what?
                      Guy Smiley:
                      So, This is....
                      Sonny Friendly:
                      YEAH! Let's hear it for Guy. He is a wonderful.
                      Guy Smiley:
                      (Anger) I AM NOT THE GUESS, I AM THE HOST. No no! You are not saying See you next time. I am saying... (To the cameraman) This whole thing was a rotten idea! Who put this man on the show?
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                        Pierre the Waiter:
                        Say are you Guy Smiley? Well, Then welcome again to Chez Normie. The Restaurant of the Semi-Stars.
                        Guy Smiley:
                        Thank you, Pierre. And I hope you have lots of chairs, Pierre. Because today, I Guy Smiley, America's Favorite Game Show host, Is taking my studio audience to lunch.
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                          Mr. Johnson:
                          I would like a beef stroganoff.
                          Grover:
                          A beef stroganoff. That's a good choice. (To Charlie) Hey Charlie, Do you have any beef stroganoff?
                          Charlie:
                          Nyet!
                          Grover:
                          Oh, I am very sorry, Sir. But my chef, Charlie said "Nyet!" Nyet means no in Russian. We are all out of beef stroganoff.
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                            Tito:
                            Fashion check is all fine.
                            J.P.:
                            Right on.
                            Tito:
                            (On megaphone) ATTENTION INSIDE, THIS MIAMI MICE SPEAKING! WE HAVE YOUR SHOP SURROUNDED! SEND OUT THE RUBBER DUCKIE! DO YOU REPEAT?!? SEND OUT THE RUBBER DUCKIE!!!
                            J.P.:
                            Hey, Tito. Please read the sign.
                            Tito:
                            (On megaphone) WHAT SIGN?!? (Puts his megaphone down) Oh, I mean what sign, J.P.?
                            Ernie:
                            The sign right here.
                            J.P.:
                            Uh, Ernie. You mean the Ceraddo sign? Ernie, Ceraddo is NOT the name this repair shop. It means "Closed" in Spanish.
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                              Cookie Monster:
                              What happened to you?
                              The Monster Cookie:
                              Then me start to break in chocolate chips,
                              Cookie Monster:
                              (Gasp) NO!
                              The Monster Cookie:
                              Then me brain turns to cream filling.
                              Cookie Monster:
                              Oh, no!
                              The Monster Cookie:
                              Then, me leave crumbs, Whenever me walk.
                              Cookie Monster:
                              In other words, You did not exactly pictured your health.
                              The Monster Cookie:
                              Correct. And before me knew it, It was too late. (Voice breaksdown) Me transformed into a big, Monster Coookieeee. (Sobs hystaricly)
                              Cookie Monster:
                              (Gasps and voice breaksdown) This is a catastrophe (Sobs as well).
                              Cookie Monster:
                              (As he woke up from his nightmare) What a dream, Oh, very sad. (As he was going eat a cookie, puts it down) Oh, NO, NO, NO! Never eat cookies ever again. NO! From now on, Me eat carrots. Yeah (Eats carrots, Om nom nom nom!) And fish, (Eats fish, Om nom nom nom!) and whole wheat bread. Yeah, (Eats bread, Om! Nom! Nom! Nom!) And no, Cookies. Sorry, Cookie. Me cannot eat you ever, Say you talking, cookie? You crying, cookie? (Eats cookie, Om! Nom! Nom! Nom!) Well, Maybe sometime a cookie.
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                                Count Von Count:
                                Make it one squeal, Pat. No, make it two, Three, Four squeals, or five, or six squeals.
                                Pat Playjacks:
                                Uh, Count, We can only take one guess.
                                Count Von Count:
                                One guess, Two guesses, THREE!
                                Pat Playjacks:
                                Count, Is three your guess? Alright that's your guess. Three squeals. So give the pig a spin!
                                Count Von Count:
                                (Spins the pig on the turntable)
                                Pig:
                                (Squeals)
                                Audience:
                                ONE!
                                Pig:
                                (Squeals)
                                Audience:
                                TWO!
                                Pig:
                                (Squeals)
                                Audience:
                                THREE! (Applause after pinging sound as the turntable stops)
                                Count Von Count:
                                Did I say three?
                                Pat Playjacks:
                                Yes you did, Count. And that means you won, Count Von Count.
                                Prairie Dawn:
                                WHAT?!? He won?!? OH NO!!!
                                Pat Playjacks:
                                And it's now time to show you the prizes in the studio filled with fabulous prizes. And to show them to us is our co-hostess, Mrs. Velma Blank. A fifteen gallon tank of finger paint, A grapefruit goggles for a protection of that morning squirt, And a lifesize portrait of America's third favorite game show host, Pat Playjacks.
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                                  Prairie Dawn:
                                  Pat, It is so nice to be on a normal show like yours.
                                  Pat Playjacks:
                                  Isn't she sweet. Well thank you, Prairie. And since you won the toss up, You go first. Now, Can you guess how many pig squeals will there be?
                                  Prairie Dawn:
                                  What do you mean, Pat? What are talking about?
                                  Pat Playjacks:
                                  What I am talking about, Let's tell our audience, This is the (Audience says along) SQUEAL! OF! FORTUNE!
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                                    Prairie Dawn:
                                    How about ten?
                                    Pat Playjacks:
                                    Oh, yes. The number ten. Alright, Prairie. Ten is your guess. And now let's give the pig and spin on that turntable and we will count how many pig-squeals we hear right here on the Squeal of Fortune!
                                    Prairie Dawn:
                                    (Spins the pig on the turntable)
                                    Pig:
                                    (Squeals)
                                    Audience:
                                    ONE!
                                    Pig:
                                    (Squeals)
                                    Audience:
                                    TWO!
                                    Pig:
                                    (Squeals)
                                    Audience:
                                    THREE!
                                    Pig:
                                    (Squeals)
                                    Audience:
                                    FOUR!
                                    Pig:
                                    (Squeals)
                                    Audience:
                                    FIVE! (Groaned after the buzzer sounds as the turntable stops spinning)
                                    Pat Playjacks:
                                    Oooh, I am very sorry, Prairie. You guessed ten and there were only five pig-squeals, In today's "pig", I mean "Squeal of Fortune". That's too bad! So let's move right along to Count Von Count.
                                    Prairie Dawn:
                                    Oh dear! I guess I didn't win. I can't believe this.
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                                      Bert:
                                      ERNIE!!!
                                      Ernie:
                                      What is it, Bert?
                                      Bert:
                                      That will just about do it. I cannot give my nephew Brad, a bath with all those toys in there!
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                                        Ernie:
                                        (Gasp) Bert, You are not going put him in a tub like that.
                                        Bert:
                                        But what's wrong, Ernie? What's the matter?
                                        Ernie:
                                        The matter is, You realized there is nothing him to play with? You call that planning? I'll be back.
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                                          Leela:
                                          Oh, Oscar. How could you eat at the time like this?!?
                                          Oscar:
                                          With a spoon?
                                          Leela:
                                          (Angrily) You know what, Oscar. You are a grouchy monster! That's who you are! You need to tell us the cure for Mine-itis!
                                          Oscar:
                                          Oh, Yeah?!? And why would I want to do silly thing like that?
                                          Elmo:
                                          Because nobody on Sesame Street is sharing! That's why, Oscar!
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                                            Big Bird:
                                            I have got extra piggy left over.
                                            Snuffy:
                                            Yeah, Now what's piggy going to do, bird?
                                            Big Bird:
                                            I know, This little piggy was on "Squeal of Fortune."
                                            Audience:
                                            SQUEAL! OF! FORTUNE! (Applause as the theme song plays and the title opens like a garage door)
                                            Pat Playjacks:
                                            (As he enters thru a trapezoid curtin) Thank you, Thank you, and Hello everybody. I'm Pat Playjacks happy to welcome you to (Audience says along) SQUEAL! OF FORTUNE! Yes and we got great show lined up for today we got two contestants here From Transylvania say hello Count Von Count, and From Sesame Street, say Hello to Prairie Dawn.