Sesame Street Quotes
    Close
    34750
      Cookie Monster:
      Is that Mister Rogers?
      34749
        Cookie Monster:
        Cookie! On-nom-nom-nom-nom!
        34748
          Cookie Monster:
          Cowabunga!
          34747
            Various Characters:
            Hi, Welcome to Sesame Street!
            34746
              Oscar:
              Ding-Dong, you're wrong!
              33134
                Vincent Twice:
                Welcome to "Mysterious Theater". I'm your host Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice.
                33133
                  Benny Rabbit:
                  That's Benny, not Bunny! (creaks teeth)
                  32982
                    Mumford:
                    If you need me, I am on the internet. It's www(.)alapeanutbutterandjellysandwiches(.)com.
                    32903
                      Typewriter Guy:
                      Noo-nee-noo-nee-noo-nee-noo...
                      32902
                        The Martians:
                        Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip. Uh-huh uh-huh-uh-huh.
                        32887
                          Snuffleupagus:
                          Oh dear...
                          32737
                            Alex:
                            All this talk about my dad got me really upset.
                            Rosita:
                            Because your dad is away?
                            Abby Cadabby:
                            And you miss him?
                            Alex:
                            Yeah but because of where he is too. My dad is...My dad's in jail.
                            Abby Cadabby:
                            Jail?
                            Rosita:
                            Why?
                            Alex:
                            I don't like to talk about it. Most people don't understand.
                            Sofia:
                            Actually I know what you are going through. When I was about your age my dad was incarcerated too.
                            Alex:
                            He was?
                            Abby Cadabby:
                            Wait. What's "incarcerated" and why was your dad "in" it?
                            Sofia:
                            Incarcerated is when a grown-up breaks the law, an adult rule, and then they have to go to jail or prison.
                            32736
                              Gordon:
                              Funding for this program was brought you by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and by public television stations and their contributors.
                              32732
                                Murray:
                                This is Murray from Sesame Street saying "See you next time on the street! Peace!"
                                32690
                                  Gordon:
                                  Hello, Sproutlets. I'm Gordon from Sesame Street. Every year, There are number of natural disasters that effect many people. Even if you are not directly effective, The Television coverage can be scary, Especially for young children. Back in 2001, We featured a week long story about a hurricane on Sesame Street. This story line allowed us to provide strategies and to help them to hope with their emotions while faces with a natural disaster. So watch with it your child, And talk about fears or concerns he, or she might have.
                                  32688
                                    Zelda the Chicken:
                                    (Clucking)
                                    Gordon:
                                    (Translating the chicken's cluck) Just remember: Dogs bark, Cats meow, Ducks quack, and cows moo. But only a chicken can cluck.
                                    Zelda the Chicken:
                                    (Clucking "Thank You")
                                    Gordon:
                                    You're Welcome, Zelda.
                                    Announcer:
                                    This announcement has been provided by Proud to be a Chicken association.
                                    32663
                                      Mr. Johnson:
                                      Well, I like to order one...
                                      Grover:
                                      Excuse me, Sir. But I want you to take a number over there. You see, When I call the number, Then you will be served. So, Please take a number.
                                      Mr. Johnson:
                                      But I am the only one in here.
                                      Grover:
                                      I'm sorry, Sir. But this is our policy. The sign says John's Bakery, Not Grover's Bakery. I only work here.
                                      Mr. Johnson:
                                      Okay, I'll take a number.
                                      Grover:
                                      Yup, Over here, Sir. This machine will give you the number. So, Go ahead.
                                      Mr. Johson:
                                      (Pulls the lever on the number machine and it gives out the number)
                                      Grover:
                                      Very good, Now what is the number?
                                      Mr. Johnson:
                                      40
                                      Grover:
                                      40, And that is your number.
                                      32621
                                        Cookie Monster:
                                        What really different is You how much me love cookies. Well, Me baby cousin would not touch it.
                                        Ernie:
                                        Well, I see. Well, Maybe she does not like cookies. Perhaps you have to feed her something else.
                                        32577
                                          Abby Cadabby:
                                          This is my mother's house. And this is my father's house.
                                          Elmo:
                                          But don't they live together?
                                          Abby Cadabby:
                                          Well, My parents are divorced!
                                          Rosita:
                                          What is a "Divorce"?
                                          Gordon:
                                          A divorce means that her parents aren't married anymore.
                                          Elmo:
                                          Why not?
                                          Gordon:
                                          Well, They could not get along. And they tried, and tried. It sometimes don't work things out.
                                          32575
                                            Susan:
                                            We have a big problem, Big Bird.
                                            Big Bird:
                                            Well, What is your problem?
                                            Gordon:
                                            Well, Our problem is. Our apartment is being painted. We need to find place where sleepover. Miles is having a sleepover with his friend. And we were going to have a sleepover at Angela and Jamal's apartment. However, Angela found out that her baby daughter has the chickenpox.