Sesame Street Quotes
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      Cookie Monster:
      Me Love Cookies!
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        Luigi:
        Don't Worry Elmo I'll Got You Covered!
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          Guy Smiley:
          Why don't we turn off the studio lights and see if the flashlight works.
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            Fred the Wonder Horse:
            I tried to tell you that were no waterfalls in the middle of the desert. You imagined those rocks were a waterfall.
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              Elmo:
              Elmo loves you!
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                Grover:
                Hello everybody! It is I--Sup...per Grover!
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                  Ernie:
                  Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you. Bo-bo-bo-dee-oh.
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                    Narrator:
                    And now, Sesame Street proudly presents "Caveman Days". The show that lets you see were things were way back when.
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                      Narrator:
                      And came back from the music store and said:
                      Bert:
                      Oooga-Mooga-Mooga!
                      Narrator:
                      Which meant:
                      Bert:
                      Look, Son. I went to the music store and brought you a new drum. So play away.
                      Narrator:
                      And the son would reply:
                      Ernie:
                      Oooga-Mooga-Mooga!
                      Narrator:
                      Which meant:
                      Ernie:
                      Gee, Father. I am so overwhelm with by your gracious generosity. So hang loose, Because I am going to Whale (Starts drumming on the modern trashcan)
                      Narrator:
                      And so everybody was happy. And We hope you tune in again soon for another episode of "Caveman Days"!
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                        Narrator:
                        The father would reply....
                        Bert:
                        Oooga-Mooga-Mooga!
                        Narrator:
                        Which meant,
                        Bert:
                        Son, You are a genius. Do you know what you did? You invented the first trashcan? (Angels sings)And now, You can talk out the trash once a day. I am very proud of you of inventing the first trash can.
                        Narrator:
                        Then, The son replied.
                        Ernie:
                        Oooga-Mooga-Mooga!
                        Narrator:
                        Which meant,
                        Ernie:
                        Why thanks, Father.
                        Narrator:
                        And so, The father was so proud of his son on inventing the first trash can, He went to the music store.
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                          Shoe Store Owner:
                          Well, Do you know what shoes you want to buy?
                          The Two-Headed Monster:
                          (Arguing at the different shoes they like to wear)
                          Show Store Owner:
                          Oh, I am very sorry, guys but those are different shoes. I am afraid you will have to agree on the same pair.
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                            Kermit the Frog:
                            Thank You, Thank You, Thank You very much. Uh (To the viewers) Oh, I am sorry that I got carried away.
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                              Announcer:
                              We take you now to Kermit the Frog for another fast breaking news story.
                              Kermit the Frog:
                              Ah, hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here for Sesame Street News...
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                                Gordon:
                                Funding for "Sesame Street" was brought to you by, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by Public Television Stations and their contributors.
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                                  Big Bird:
                                  Sesame Street is a production of the Children's Television Workshop.
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                                    The Amazing Mumford:
                                    A la peanut butter sandwiches
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                                      Mr. Hooper:
                                      That's Hooper, Big Bird, Hooper!
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                                        Telly Monster:
                                        (GASP) It's Chrissy and the Alphabeats in the library. Chrissy, What are doing in the library?
                                        Chrissy:
                                        Well, We stop by to check some books.
                                        Telly Monster:
                                        Some books?
                                        Chrissy:
                                        Isn't that what most people do in the library?
                                        Telly Monster:
                                        Yeah, But you're a big rock and roll star and you always do concerts and TV shows, and other exciting stuff.
                                        Chrissy:
                                        Why, All we ever do is rock and roll? Let set this dude straight.
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                                          Guy Smiley:
                                          I think I will go in and sit down.
                                          Pierre the Waiter:
                                          Oh, no no no no no! You may not go in and sit down.
                                          Guy Smiley:
                                          But why not?
                                          Pierre the Waiter:
                                          There is no chair for you. We only have a table for 39, But we do not have table for 40.
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                                            Kermit the Frog:
                                            Hi-ho, This is Kermit the Frog, Speaking to you from the sunny tropics of Miami Florida, Here to show the topic of adventure. And who knows more about the adventure than the worlds most famous Miami Mice. And here they are right now, Here is Miami Mice JP.
                                            J.P.:
                                            Oh, What's happening?
                                            Kermit the Frog:
                                            And Tito.
                                            Tito:
                                            Que tal, Man.