24503
Xander:
I'm not. I hate my uncle. I hate my whole family. That's why I'm marrying you, to start a new family. Have children, make them hate us, then one day they'll get married, we'll sleep on their couch. It's the circle of life. (smiling)
-Xander
-Xander
24502
Buffy:
Thanks for the Dada-ist pep talk i feel much more abstract now.
-Buffy
-Buffy
24501
Buffy:
my hat has a cow.
-Buffy
-Buffy
24500
Buffy:
Yes. and then im going to marry Bob Dole and raise Penguins in Guam!
-Buffy
-Buffy
24499
Buffy:
Well you know what they say...if at first you dont succeed...CHEAT!
-Buffy
-Buffy
24498
Buffy:
I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin, you grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, then one day someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.
-Buffy
-Buffy
24497
Willow:
good thinking cuz in the middle of the night those toenails could have attacked you, and left little half moon marks all over your body!
-Willow
-Willow
24496
Buffy:
Giles are you breaking up with you car?
-Buffy
-Buffy
24495
Buffy:
I know this ritual! the ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey pokey, and turn themselves around.
-Buffy
-Buffy
24494
Buffy:
So, you three have what? Banded together to be pains in my ass?
-Buffy
-Buffy
24493
Buffy:
Whenever Giles sends me on a mission he always says please, then afterwards I get a cookie!(smiles).
-Buffy
-Buffy
24492
Buffy:
I dont want any trouble, I just want to alone, and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy....I dont even know what a tea cozy is but i want one!...Instead i keep getting trouble which i am more than willing to share!
-Buffy
-Buffy
24491
Buffy:
So are you gonna kill me? Or..are we just making small talk?
-Buffy
-Buffy
24490
Giles:
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! I CAN HEAR THE SMACKING!
-Giles
-Giles
24489
Warren:
We are your Arch Nemises-ses-es-ies!
-Warren
-Warren
24488
Willow:
I'm a blood sucking fiend! Look at my outfit!!
-Willow
-Willow
24487
Dawn:
I think it's pernounced M'Fashnik....Like Mmmm Cookies.
-Dawn
-Dawn
24486
Cordelia:
You did it, you saved us...thank you!...(cries)..you guys, I just hate you guys, the weirdest things always happen when you're around..(grabs tom by the shirt)...and you! your going to jail for 15,000 years!
-Cordelia
-Cordelia
24485
Willow:
Drowning you troubles over Parker! Mind Frying Man!!...He deserves a torturous and slow death by spider bites!..we for today we'll just have to throw spit-balls at his neck in class.
-Willow
-Willow
24484
Spike:
But Buffy I want you to know I save you,everynight after that I saved you
-Spike
-Spike
