Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes
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      "'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!'...Americans."-Giles
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        "Interesting lady...can we kill her?"-Buffy
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          "If the apocalypse comes...Beep me!"
          -Buffy
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            "I like my evil like I like my men...Evil!"
            -Buffy
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              Willow: Why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
              Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
              Xander: A bitca?
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                I have an unlife you know!
                -Spike
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                  Do you like dasies? I plant them but they always die. (whimpers) Spike? I'm cold.
                  -Dru
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                    I'd best consult my books.
                    -Giles
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                      And try not to bleed on my couch, I've just had it steam-cleaned.
                      -Giles
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                        Dawn: I feel safe with you.
                        Spike: You take that back!
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                          I have things to do. Bad, evil things!
                          -Spike
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                            Giles: I need you to take Spike for a few days.
                            Xander: What?
                            Spike: What?
                            Anya: What?
                            Spike: I'm not stayin' with him.
                            Giles: I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.
                            Anya: Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?
                            Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said.
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                              WHILE PLAYING THE GAME OF LIFE:

                              Anya: Crap! Look at this. Now I'm burdened with a husband, and several tiny pink children, more cash than I can reasonably manage...
                              Xander: That means you're winning.
                              Anya: Really?
                              Xander: Yes, cash equals good.
                              Anya: Ooh, I'm so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash?
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                                Giles: I need you to take Spike for a few days.
                                Xander: What?
                                Spike: What?
                                Anya: What?
                                Spike: I'm not stayin' with him.
                                Giles: I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.
                                Anya: Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?
                                Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said.
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                                  Buffy:
                                  Seize the moment,cause tomorrow you might be dead.
                                  -Buffy
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                                    Buffy:
                                    Hey Wes what page are you on? cuz we already got there.
                                    -Buffy
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                                      Xander/Cordelia:
                                      Cordelia: "Look! Right there, zoom in on that!"
                                      Xander: "Its a Videotape."
                                      Codelia: "So? They do it on television all the time."
                                      Xander: "Not with a regular VCR they dont."
                                      -Xander/Cordelia
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                                        Buffy:
                                        TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny
                                        little people.
                                        -Buffy
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                                          Oz:
                                          On the plus side you killed the bench, which was lookin shifty.
                                          -Oz
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                                            Willow:
                                            Just so you know, I am prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
                                            -Willow