24395
Brisco: (pulling out a stick of dynamite) Hey, how about this? Good quality.
Plenty of blast power. Fuse works too! (tosses it) Oops! How clumsy of me!
Plenty of blast power. Fuse works too! (tosses it) Oops! How clumsy of me!
24394
Ellie: "Nice form." (After Brisco tosses darts at a target)
Brisco: "Ah, throwing darts is easy."
Ellie: "Who said anything about darts?"
Brisco: "Ah, throwing darts is easy."
Ellie: "Who said anything about darts?"
24393
Iphigenia Poole: "Shouldn't we be doing something?"
Brisco: "Randolph's gonna be 50 feet down. What do you want me to do, go out there, and wrestle him in some underwater life and death struggle? Me desperate for air and him behind glass - smiling in an oxygen-rich environment? No thanks! I'll wait until they get back on shore; then I'll get Randolph and the plates."
Iphigenia Poole: "...seems sort of anti-climactic..."
Brisco: "Randolph's gonna be 50 feet down. What do you want me to do, go out there, and wrestle him in some underwater life and death struggle? Me desperate for air and him behind glass - smiling in an oxygen-rich environment? No thanks! I'll wait until they get back on shore; then I'll get Randolph and the plates."
Iphigenia Poole: "...seems sort of anti-climactic..."
24392
Brisco: "Okay, Bowler. Attack! Attack! Attack!"
(Bowler starts losing quickly)
Brisco: "Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
Socrates Poole: "I think we need a new strategy."
(Bowler starts losing quickly)
Brisco: "Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
Socrates Poole: "I think we need a new strategy."
24391
Brisco: "How's it going, Hatchet? Miss me?"
Hatchet: "By a couple of inches..."
Hatchet: "By a couple of inches..."
24390
Bowler: "Give it up Brisco. Nobody gets out of quicksand."
Brisco: "What makes you so sure?"
Bowler: "You know anybody who fell into quicksand?"
Brisco: "No."
Bowler: "Need I say more?"
Brisco: "What makes you so sure?"
Bowler: "You know anybody who fell into quicksand?"
Brisco: "No."
Bowler: "Need I say more?"
24389
Bowler: "It's gonna take more than one well-intentioned ex-lawyer to round up Blackbeard LaCutte and his gang."
Brisco: "You wouldn't be offering to help, would ya?"
Bowler: "Maybe. You offering me a reward?"
Brisco: "I'm not in this for the money, Bowler."
Bowler: "Then we got a deal."
Brisco: "You wouldn't be offering to help, would ya?"
Bowler: "Maybe. You offering me a reward?"
Brisco: "I'm not in this for the money, Bowler."
Bowler: "Then we got a deal."
24388
Olaf Brackman: "Where are you from, Utah Johnny Montana?"
Johnny's Assistant: "He's from Idaho!"
Johnny's Assistant: "He's from Idaho!"
24387
Brisco: "Yeah, but a convention isn't a bad idea. You just need the right group of people."
Brisco, Lord Bowler, and Socrates (simultaneously): Dentists!"
Brisco, Lord Bowler, and Socrates (simultaneously): Dentists!"
24386
Brisco: "You wouldn't be dumb enough to shoot me with all those soldiers out there, would you Bill?"
Phil Swill: "I'm Phil. He's Bill. And I just might be dumber than you think."
Phil Swill: "I'm Phil. He's Bill. And I just might be dumber than you think."
24385
Dixie: "Brisco, put me down!"
Brisco: "All right, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find."
Brisco: "All right, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find."
24384
Brisco County, Jr.:
You gotta excuse Comet. He still doesn't realize he's a horse.
-Brisco County, Jr.
-Brisco County, Jr.
24383
Lord Bowler & Brisco County, Jr.:
- Uh oh. You hit the sheriff
- Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy.
-Lord Bowler & Brisco County, Jr.
- Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy.
-Lord Bowler & Brisco County, Jr.
24382
Peter Hutter:
Forget about it? You mean... rip it from my memory like a picture from a book? A picture of a small boy... kind of shy... with big ears who only wanted to be liked. And the laughing faces of his classmates, mocking him because he forgot to wear his pants
-Peter Hutter
-Peter Hutter
24381
Brisco County, Jr. & Peter 'Pete' Hutter:
- Pride comes before a fall, Pete.
- So does an ounce of lead in a brainpan.
-Brisco County, Jr. & Peter 'Pete' Hutter
- So does an ounce of lead in a brainpan.
-Brisco County, Jr. & Peter 'Pete' Hutter
24380
Pete Hutter:
You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece!
-Pete Hutter
-Pete Hutter
24379
Dixie Cousins & Brisco County, Jr.:
- No. I think Louis was the Ninth or Tenth. But then, a lady never counts.
- Oh? Then what are those notches on the bedpost?
-Dixie Cousins & Brisco County, Jr.
- Oh? Then what are those notches on the bedpost?
-Dixie Cousins & Brisco County, Jr.
24378
Brisco County, Jr.:
If I was going to kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.
-Brisco County, Jr.
-Brisco County, Jr.
