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      Mr. Humphries:
      Gets more informal every minute.

      -Mr. Humphries
      24332
        Mr. Humphries:
        He wouldn't dare!
        -Mr. Humphries
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          Mr. Humphries:
          I've never been spoken to like in the whole of my life...I quite enjoyed it!
          -Mr. Humphries
          24330
            Young Mr. Grace:
            You've all done very well.
            -Young Mr. Grace
            24329
              Miss Brahms:
              Who's Myrtle?
              -Miss Brahms
              24328
                Mr. Grainger:
                And Mr. Humphries is a...oh dear I did go a little too far.
                -Mr. Grainger
                24327
                  Mr. Lucas:
                  See you around, baldy!
                  -Mr. Lucas
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                    Mr. Rumbold:
                    How would you like to rescue Mrs. Slocombe?
                    -Mr. Rumbold
                    24325
                      Mr. Harman:
                      Oh Blimey!
                      -Mr. Harman
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                        Mr. Grainger:
                        She thinks I make the milk go sour.
                        -Mr. Grainger
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                          Captain Peacock:
                          Peace, man...
                          -Captain Peacock
                          24322
                            Mr. Humphries:
                            You called, Stevie baby?
                            -Mr. Humphries
                            24321
                              Mr. Humphries:
                              Sweet dreams, Cuth.
                              -Mr. Humphries
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                                Mr. Humphries:
                                I am Free
                                -Mr. Humphries