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    24353
      My pussy has the sniffles.
      -Ms. Slocombe
      24352
        Mrs. Slocombe:" I Have brought my pussy to work"
        24351
          Mr. Grossman and Capt. Peacock:
          "GRACE BROTHERS UNFAIR!"
          -Mr. Grossman and Capt. Peacock
          24350
            Old Mr. Grace:
            Only 100 kilometers to go.
            -Old Mr. Grace
            24349
              Mr. Spooner:
              I'll pick you up!AAARRRGGGHHH!!"
              -Mr. Spooner
              24348
                Mr. Klein:
                You ignorant berk!
                -Mr. Klein
                24347
                  Mr. Klein:
                  I'm Mr. Spooner. Your son's been under me all morning and I'm very satisfied.
                  -Mr. Klein
                  24346
                    Mr. Humphries:
                    I need to get another tail for me Mickey Mouse.
                    -Mr. Humphries
                    24345
                      Mrs. Slocombe:
                      ...and I am unanimous in that!
                      -Mrs. Slocombe
                      24344
                        Captain Peacock:
                        On the chest of a barmaid from Sale, was tattooed all the prices of ale. Whilst on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was precisely the same, but in braille.
                        -Captain Peacock
                        24343
                          Captain Peacock, Customer, Mr. Humphries:
                          Capt. Peacock: You just ruined a perfectly good dress.
                          Customer: You just ruined a perfectly good marriage.
                          Mr. Humphries: Just like crossroads isn't it.
                          -Captain Peacock, Customer, Mr. Humphries
                          24342
                            Mrs. Slocombe (to Miss Brahms):
                            You will were pajamas tonight. Suppose there was a fire and you had no clothes on.

                            Miss Brahms: Ooh! I'd be first to be rescued.
                            -Mrs. Slocombe (to Miss Brahms)
                            24341
                              Mr. Tebbs:
                              If there is a jukebox, I shall resign.
                              -Mr. Tebbs
                              24340
                                Mr. Goldberg:
                                As you wish, Mr. Humphries.
                                -Mr. Goldberg
                                24339
                                  Mr. Mash:
                                  I'd rather perfer you in nothin'.
                                  -Mr. Mash
                                  24338
                                    Mrs. Slocombe (to Capt. Peacock):
                                    Get stuffed!
                                    -Mrs. Slocombe (to Capt. Peacock)
                                    24337
                                      Mr. Humphries:
                                      Oh, hello Mother!
                                      -Mr. Humphries
                                      24336
                                        Mrs. Slocombe:
                                        I'm going to see Mr. Rumbold, so get stuffed!
                                        -Mrs. Slocombe
                                        24335
                                          Mrs. Slocombe:
                                          Shut up!
                                          -Mrs. Slocombe
                                          24334
                                            Mrs. Slocombe:
                                            Captain Peacock, this is sexy knickers.
                                            -Mrs. Slocombe