Saturday Night Live Quotes
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      Kevin Nealon's Weekend Update closer:
      "I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."
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        Steve Martin:
        "Well, excuuuuuuuuse me!"
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          Debbie Downer (Rachel Dratch):
          It's official, I can't have any children.
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            Gumby (Eddie Murphy):
            "I'm Gumby, dammit."
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              Mary Katherine Galagher (Molly Shannon):
              Superstar!
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                Matt Foley (Chris Farley):
                Well, la-di-fricken-da!
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                  Fernando Lamas (Billy Crystal):
                  You look mahvelous!
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                    Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan):
                    I'm Brian Fellow!
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                      Emily Litela (Gilda Radner):
                      Nevermind.
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                        Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz):
                        Yeah, that's the ticket!
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                          Frankenstein (Phil Hartman):
                          Fire bad!
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                            Norm MacDonald's Weekend Update closer:
                            "And that is the way it is."
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                              Gilly (Kristen Wiig):
                              "Sorry."
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                                Chevy Chase's Weekend Update Closer:
                                "Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow".
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                                  Dennis Miller's Weekend Update closer:
                                  "That's the news and I am outta here!"
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                                    Colin Quinn's Weekend Update Closer:
                                    "That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"
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                                      Chevy Chase:
                                      "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."
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                                        "For those of you just joining us - Buckwheat is still dead."
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                                          "Cheeseburger, Pepsi, chips."
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                                            Church Lady (Dana Carvey):
                                            Isn't that special?