Life with Louie Quotes
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      Glen Glen:
      What are you a peeping LOU?!
      -Glen Glen
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        Louie and Glen Glen:
        Louie: To Lou, best friends forever "Big G". Big G?
        Glen Glen: Yep! That's me Big G, you can be little G if you like.
        -Louie and Glen Glen
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          Glen Glen:
          Look it Louisa May Alcott
          -Glen Glen
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            Louie Dad:
            Louie: [about the Christmas tree] Dad! It's crooked! Dad: Put it by the TV. No one will notice. For 35 bucks that tree should dance!
            -Louie Dad
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              Dad:
              Dad: Hey Louie! It's a scheduled holiday, kid! It's Paint the Garage Day!
              -Dad
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                Dad Louie:
                Dad: [Listening to radio] Aw good it's a fishing show. Ah! It's a Christmas show disguised as a fishing show. Wouldn't you know it there's a Santa on the boat. Louie: [sarcastically] Now there's Christmas spirit. Dad: I heard that!
                -Dad Louie
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                  Dad Louie:
                  'He offered $5,000?' 'Bud, Dad, you love that car.' 'Well I love your mother but for $5,000!' 'Dad, you don't mean that.'
                  -Dad Louie
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                    Dad Grunewald:
                    '[Hanging onto rain gutter] Hurry up, you kids, I'm losing my grip!' '[Sarcastically] You can say that again.' 'I heard that!'
                    -Dad Grunewald
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                      Dad Louie:
                      Dad: Louie! Check the Santa. Make sure it's grounded! Louie: Make sure you're grounded! Dad: I heard that!
                      -Dad Louie
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                        Dad:
                        My boy is as American as those French fries you're eating.
                        -Dad
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                          Motorist Dad:
                          Motorist: Yo, I'll give you $50 for it. Dad: How'd you like to eat this house? Rafter by rafter, nail by nail, limb from limb!
                          -Motorist Dad
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                            Louie:
                            I'm supposed to be your caddy *and* carry your clubs?
                            -Louie
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                              Dad:
                              Computers. Ha ha. There's a real growth industry. A passing fad if I ever heard one.
                              -Dad
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                                Mrs. Stillman:
                                Mrs. Stillman: [Insulted] Well, I'll come back later Louie when you're not so *crowded*.
                                -Mrs. Stillman
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                                  Dad:
                                  That's right, I want that apology in writing. In triplicate. Got it? No wait a minute, make it three copies.
                                  -Dad
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                                    Louie Anderson:
                                    [narrating] The Anderson name has been dragged through the mud, and I was just the man to hose it off.
                                    -Louie Anderson
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                                      Dad Mom:
                                      Dad: [doorbell rings] If that's another one of them salesman, I'm gonna... Mom: You're gonna what? Dad: Uh... Invite them in for dessert.
                                      -Dad Mom
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                                        Dad Grunewald:
                                        Dad: Hey Grunewald, ever hear of a doorbell? Grunewald: I don't wanna wake everybody up.
                                        -Dad Grunewald
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                                          Dad Louie:
                                          Dad:Hey, this is my lawn! Who rakes it? Who mows it? Louie: *I* do. Dad: Who asked you?
                                          -Dad Louie