Tales from the Cryptkeeper Quotes
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      "Who are you holding for? Marie Antoinette? I'm sorry she's been cut off"-Cryptkeeper as an operator
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        "What do you call a witch's motorcycle? A broooom stick"-The Old Witch
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          Cryptkeeper: What do you get when you cross a witch and an igloo?
          The Old Witch: I don't know?
          Cryptkeeper: A cold spell
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            "Creep out of trouble, because I'll be watching"- The Cryptkeeper
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              Ralph: *Sniffs B.O.* Cartoons don't stink do they?
              Wahoo: Well not since the late 80's
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                Cryptkeeper:
                Until the next time boils and ghouls plesant screams
                -Cryptkeeper
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                  Cryptkeeper:
                  hello, boils and ghouls
                  -Cryptkeeper