The Magic School Bus Quotes
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      Ralphie:
      Ralphie: [about an asteroid] Look! A flying potato!
      -Ralphie
      23921
        Wanda Phoebe Keesha:
        Wanda: He doesn't move or bend! Phoebe : He doesn't do anything! Keesha: Haha! Just like Ralphie!
        -Wanda Phoebe Keesha
        23920
          Wanda:
          Cheer up, Arnold. A famous poet once said, "All the world's a field trip, and all the kids in our class are merely guinea pigs"... or did Ms. Frizzle say that?
          -Wanda
          23919
            Miss Frizzle:
            Miss Frizzle: Take chances, make mistakes
            -Miss Frizzle
            23918
              Keesha:
              Let's get the facts.
              -Keesha
              23917
                Mrs. Frizzle:
                In just a few moments, we'll be landing in Arnold's stomach. Thank you for flying Digestion Airways.
                -Mrs. Frizzle
                23916
                  Herman (Bella's frog friend):
                  Her-man! Her-man!
                  -Herman (Bella's frog friend)
                  23915
                    Wanda:
                    Come on, you weasley wimps!
                    -Wanda
                    23914
                      Arnold's dad and Arnold:
                      Maybe we should have stayed home tonight." "Dad! You took the words right out of my mouth!

                      -Arnold's dad and Arnold
                      23913
                        Arnold's dad and Carlos's dad:
                        What *is* that smell?" "That bat poop, Mr. Perlstein. Better get used to it!

                        -Arnold's dad and Carlos's dad
                        23912
                          Arnold:
                          Phoebe! I can't go out there covered in flour! I look like a pumpkin pie!
                          -Arnold
                          23911
                            Bella (Wanda's pet frog):
                            Bella! Bella!
                            -Bella (Wanda's pet frog)
                            23910
                              Arnold:
                              Arnold: Maybe *you* should have stayed home today, Phoebe.

                              -Arnold
                              23909
                                Ralphie:
                                Ralphie: (in the girls' bathroom) "Hey, your bathroom is way nicer than ours!

                                -Ralphie
                                23908
                                  Ralphie:
                                  Bow to your ruler and master: Ralphie the Magnificent!

                                  -Ralphie
                                  23907
                                    Janet and Class:
                                    I got straight As on ALL my reports!!!"
                                    "We know! We know! Enough already!
                                    -Janet and Class
                                    23906
                                      Class:
                                      Carlos!
                                      -Class
                                      23905
                                        Phoebe and Keesha:
                                        At my old school, we never rode on bees." "Um, Phoebe, we are at your old school." "Oh... right.
                                        -Phoebe and Keesha
                                        23904
                                          Janet:
                                          Hey, I'm just trying to help! If you want to play "Let's Find Ms. Frizzle Without A Map" for the rest of your life, that's *fine* with me!

                                          -Janet
                                          23903
                                            Wanda:
                                            What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

                                            -Wanda