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phoebe:
I know you hadn't asked to hear it... but no-one had spoken for 17 minutes
-phoebe
-phoebe
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Monica:
Monica: "Alright, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit 'em all and mix 'em up. You gotta keep 'em on their toes."
Rachel: "Oh, toes!! Well, for some people."
Monica: "Okay you could start out with a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5,
-Monica
Rachel: "Oh, toes!! Well, for some people."
Monica: "Okay you could start out with a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5,
-Monica
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Rachel and Ross:
Rachel: "How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?"
Ross: "You know I don't have a problem with that.
-Rachel and Ross
Ross: "You know I don't have a problem with that.
-Rachel and Ross
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Joey:
Joey: "In my spare time I read to the blind. I'm also a Mento for the kids."
Interviewer: "A Mento?"
Joey: "Right."
Interviewer: "Like the candy?"
Joey: "Matter of fact, I do.
-Joey
Interviewer: "A Mento?"
Joey: "Right."
Interviewer: "Like the candy?"
Joey: "Matter of fact, I do.
-Joey
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Phoebe:
(talking to a guy she catches looking at her in the coffeehouse)
"You're trying to remember where you know me from. Alright, I'll give you a hint: FROM PORN!! Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie!
-Phoebe
"You're trying to remember where you know me from. Alright, I'll give you a hint: FROM PORN!! Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie!
-Phoebe
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Joey and Rachel:
Joey: "Behold the new champion of Chandler's stupid state game."
Rachel: "How many you god?"
Joey: "56.
-Joey and Rachel
Rachel: "How many you god?"
Joey: "56.
-Joey and Rachel
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Phoebe and Parker:
Parker: "I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person."
Phoebe: "No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus...
on prozac... in Disneyland... getting laid.
-Phoebe and Parker
Phoebe: "No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus...
on prozac... in Disneyland... getting laid.
-Phoebe and Parker
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Phoebe - song:
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song. Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy and my hair is wet. And Tegren spelled backward is Nerget. Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat......as needed.
-Phoebe - song
-Phoebe - song
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Phoebe - song:
There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you, but DON'T! 'Cause that's another thing, that you don't wanna do - everybody! - that's another thing that you don't wanna do.
-Phoebe - song
-Phoebe - song
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Ross and Joey:
(after eating Rachel's Shepherd's Pie/Trifle)
Ross: "That tastes like feet."
Joey: "I like it."
Ross: "Are you kidding?"
Joey: "What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood."
-Ross and Joey
Ross: "That tastes like feet."
Joey: "I like it."
Ross: "Are you kidding?"
Joey: "What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood."
-Ross and Joey
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Ross and Joey:
(going through the cookbook to see what Rachel made)
Ross: "The pages are stuck together."
Joey: "Chandler!!"
-Ross and Joey
Ross: "The pages are stuck together."
Joey: "Chandler!!"
-Ross and Joey
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Phoebe - song:
Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'moo.' Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'moo.' Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburger. Nooowww chickens!
-Phoebe - song
-Phoebe - song
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Joey and Rachel:
(rachel) "Now that bag looks great, it's unisex!"(Joey) Maybe you need sex I just had sex acouple of days ago." (Rachel) " no U N I sex." ( Joey) " Well I can't say no to that!"
-Joey and Rachel
-Joey and Rachel
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Phoebe & Mike:
Mike" Did you change your name?" Phoebe "Yes My New name is Princess Consuela Banana Hammock." Mike: "Ok then my name is Crap Bag.
-Phoebe & Mike
-Phoebe & Mike
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Rachel:
Ah, salmon skin roll.
-Rachel
-Rachel
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Joey/Rachel:
(Joey)It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter....it's MOO.
(Rachel)Have I been living with him too long or did that make sense?
-Joey/Rachel
(Rachel)Have I been living with him too long or did that make sense?
-Joey/Rachel
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Phoebe:
Why does she do that when I'm pregnant?!?
-Phoebe
-Phoebe
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Joey:
How you doin'?
-Joey
-Joey
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Ross,Rachel,Monica,Chandler:
(Chandler) Who does the TV GUIDE come to?
(Rachel) I know this one!!!!!!.......Chandler Bing!
(Monica) NOOOOOOOO!
(Ross) I'm sorry that is in correct!
(Monica) No the TV GUIDE comes to Chanandeler Bong!!
-Ross,Rachel,Monica,Chandler
(Rachel) I know this one!!!!!!.......Chandler Bing!
(Monica) NOOOOOOOO!
(Ross) I'm sorry that is in correct!
(Monica) No the TV GUIDE comes to Chanandeler Bong!!
-Ross,Rachel,Monica,Chandler
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Phoebe:
Smelly cat smelly cat what are the feeding you smelly cat smelly cat it's not your fault.They won't take you to the vet youe obviously not their favorite pet.
-Phoebe
-Phoebe
