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    23725
      Ross and Chandler:
      Ross: No I am sorry its Chanandaler Bong.
      Chandler: Miss Chandler Bong
      -Ross and Chandler
      23724
        Ross:
        "SHE HATES POTTERY BARN??!!"
        -Ross
        23723
          Chandler:
          OH MY GOD!
          -Chandler
          23722
            Phoebe:
            Oh no.
            -Phoebe
            23721
              Phoebe:
              I love Jaques Cousteau!
              -Phoebe
              23720
                Chandler:
                Now you stand out there and think about what you did! And when you come back in, I hope you'll remember that, the chick is NOT a toy!
                -Chandler
                23719
                  Chandler and Joey:
                  CHANDLER: Men are here!
                  JOEY: We make fire, cook meat
                  CHANDLER: Then pee on fire no get invited back
                  -Chandler and Joey
                  23718
                    Rachel:
                    Isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic?
                    -Rachel
                    23717
                      Joey:
                      Dinner for 6 for one. You boys are about to see someting REALLY special.
                      -Joey
                      23716
                        Rachel:
                        There my new "I don't need a job, I don't need my father, I got great boots" boots!
                        -Rachel
                        23715
                          Ross:
                          ROSS: "wait a minute let, let me get this straight- you are saying that I have become so winey that I annoy you. janis."
                          JANIS: "well...yeah"
                          ROSS: "OH...MY...GOD"
                          -Ross
                          23714
                            Joey:
                            they bulid you up like.."yeah, you look 19" and then they just take it away like.."no you don't
                            -Joey
                            23713
                              Ross:
                              WE WERE ON A BREAK!!
                              -Ross
                              23712
                                Phoebe (singing):
                                whenever I get married guess who won't be asked to sing? somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing!
                                -Phoebe (singing)
                                23711
                                  monica:
                                  oh, excuse me, I seemed to have opened the door to the past
                                  -monica
                                  23710
                                    Joey, rachel and ross:
                                    Joey: "about the nuckle cracking thing- is it only a little annoying or is it like when phoebe chews her hair?"
                                    Ross: "don't listen to him pheebs, I think its endeering"
                                    Rachel: "OH. YOU. DO. DO. YOU?"
                                    -Joey, rachel and ross
                                    23709
                                      Joey:
                                      LONDON BABY!
                                      -Joey
                                      23708
                                        monica and chandler (when monica was a little larger!):
                                        monica: "hi..im ross's little sister"
                                        chandler: "hm okay!."
                                        -monica and chandler (when monica was a little larger!)
                                        23707
                                          chandler and monica:
                                          chandler: "lets say if we're not married when we're 40...."
                                          monica: "why wouldn't I be married when im 40?!"
                                          chandler: "okay, hypotheticaly..."
                                          monica: "..hypotheticaly-why wouldn't I be married when I'm 40?!"
                                          -chandler and monica
                                          23706
                                            Phoebe:
                                            ... are having are getting married,... and there having a baby! And, and they wnat me to gro it for them in my uterus.
                                            -Phoebe