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    23740
      Its an electric drill! If you "get me" you kill me!
      -Chandler-
      23739
        Ross, this is not a marriage. It's the world's worst hang over.
        Rachel
        23738
          See, he's her lobster.
          Pheobe after Ross and Rachaels first kiss.
          23737
            Rachael: And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone, and it IS a big deal.
            Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!
            Rachael after throwing Ross out
            23736
              Chandler:
              Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
              -Chandler
              23735
                Gunther:
                Hey, buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
                -Gunther
                23734
                  Monica:
                  'Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg on a fire, livin' in a box.
                  -Monica
                  23733
                    Ross:
                    See what? I don't know what she sees in...innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like...like...I don't know. Uhh...uhhh, hello...a...week, to get out a sentence.
                    -Ross
                    23732
                      Rachel:
                      Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.
                      -Rachel
                      23731
                        Ross:
                        FIVE PAGES! FRONT AND BACK!!
                        -Ross
                        23730
                          Phoebe and Ross:
                          Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely don't like the name Ross. Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
                          -Phoebe and Ross
                          23729
                            Chandler and Ross:
                            Chandler: WHOOPA!
                            Ross: What was that?
                            Chandler: You know the noise when your whipped by your women.
                            Ross: Actually its "WHITSSSHHH!
                            Chandler: Yeah that's what I said WHOOPA!
                            -Chandler and Ross
                            23728
                              Ross, Monica and Chandler:
                              Ross: What was the name of Chandler's father gay burlisque show?
                              Monica: VIVA LAS GAYGAS!
                              Chandler: Unfortunatly that is correct.
                              -Ross, Monica and Chandler
                              23727
                                Chandler and Joey:
                                (Ross is upset over someone eating his turkey sandwich and Chandler is reading his note)
                                Chandler: Knock knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch who? Ross gellers lunch don't eat me ok?.
                                Joey: Yeah, I am surprised you were'
                                -Chandler and Joey
                                23726
                                  Ross:
                                  Oh by the way, "your" y o u r, you are y o u r ' r e!
                                  -Ross
                                  23725
                                    Ross and Chandler:
                                    Ross: No I am sorry its Chanandaler Bong.
                                    Chandler: Miss Chandler Bong
                                    -Ross and Chandler
                                    23724
                                      Ross:
                                      "SHE HATES POTTERY BARN??!!"
                                      -Ross
                                      23723
                                        Chandler:
                                        OH MY GOD!
                                        -Chandler
                                        23722
                                          Phoebe:
                                          Oh no.
                                          -Phoebe
                                          23721
                                            Phoebe:
                                            I love Jaques Cousteau!
                                            -Phoebe