Road Rovers Quotes
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    23409
      Hunter: OK Shag, it's just you and me now. So stay close.
      (Shag grabs Hunter's back)
      Hunter: Whoa! Not that close!
      23408
        [Blitz spots enemy tanks approaching their hideout]
        Hunter: Hey Blitz, wanna biscuit?
        Blitz: Tanks.
        Hunter: You're welcome.
        Blitz: No, tanks!
        Hunter: Are you sure? It's tasty. Try it!
        Blitz: Tanks!
        Hunter: You're welcome!
        Blitz: No, TANKS!
        Hunter: What with you? You want it or not?
        Blitz: TANKS!
        Hunter: You're welcome!
        Blitz: NO, TANKS!!!
        Hunter: WELL MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!
        [enemy tanks crash in]
        Hunter: Oh-hohoho, tanks! Now I get it. Funny!
        23407
          Blitz: "Now is the time to bite the small squishy parts."
          23406
            Exile: Hunter, do everything turn turn turn.
            Hunter: Hey the birds wrote that, I love that song.
            Colleen: TURN!!!!
            Hunter: Colleen I think that was a little Janus Joplin.
            23405
              Evil Docter: Do you know why I did this?
              Hunter: Because you're mad at the NFL for letting the Cleveland Browns move to Baltimore?
              Evil Docter: No, well maybe.
              23404
                (Colleen being interrogated)
                Voice: State your name.
                Colleen: My name's Colleen, hello. I like squeaky toys shaped like bananas, and big pieces of fatty pork, nummy.
                23403
                  Colleen: Excuse me, are you one of the new recruites?
                  Blitz: No I am Blitz, you know me!
                  Colleen: Well we like to give all of the new recruites nicknames, funny names that make us laugh.
                  Blitz: NO!!
                  Colleen: How about Mr. Fluffy Pants.
                  Blitz: NO.
                  Colleen: Mr. Stuffington Fluffly Pants.
                  Blitz: Stop or I'll bite you.
                  Colleen: Just try it FLUFFY!!
                  23402
                    "Don't be a weird boy"
                    -Exile
                    23401
                      Colleen: "Oooh, the EPA's not gonna like this."
                      Hunter: "You're just a wealth of commentary today, aren't you?"
                      Colleen: "Just tryin' to stay topical. You know, ripped out of the day's headlines..."
                      *explosion*
                      Exile: "Rear of Tank Rover also ripped out."
                      23400
                        Hunter:
                        I would have not predicted this!
                        -Hunter
                        23399
                          Hunter:
                          Lets hit the road, Rovers!
                          -Hunter