SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Patrick:
      Patrick: (eyes get big) Hey, Spongebob look! Your house is gone!
      -Patrick
      23230
        Patrick SpongeBob:
        What does Claustrophobic mean?' 'It means you're afraid of Santa Claus.
        -Patrick SpongeBob
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          Squidward:
          (after seeing SpongeBob naked) Nice outfit, SpongeBob.
          -Squidward
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            Pearl Mr. Krabs:
            Pearl: You bought me a boat? Mr. Krabs: I did? I mean, I did??
            -Pearl Mr. Krabs
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              Sandy:
              What has four wings and flies? A garbage truck!
              -Sandy
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                Sandy:
                Sandy: Did somebody say BOOM?!
                -Sandy
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                  Spongebob and Patrick:
                  Spongebob (thinking): "At least I'm safe inside my mind!" Patrick (thinking): "At least I'm safe inside my mind!"
                  -Spongebob and Patrick
                  23224
                    Patrick:
                    Oh, but don't genuises live in a lamp?
                    -Patrick
                    23223
                      Spongebob:
                      Krabs is a *bleep*
                      -Spongebob
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                        SpongeBob & Squidward:
                        Knoch knoch.
                        Who's there?
                        *snicker*I am!
                        -SpongeBob & Squidward
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                          Patrick:
                          You ate my candy bar! Now I'm gonna starve! *zoom in on huge stomach*
                          -Patrick
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                            Spongebob and Patrick:
                            Water balls! Water balls!
                            -Spongebob and Patrick
                            23219
                              Mrs. Krabs:
                              Oh dear, my poor old heart!
                              -Mrs. Krabs
                              23218
                                SpongeBob and Squidward:
                                Squidward: "Spongebob I have a confusion to make[takes off hat]"
                                SpongeBob: "your bald?!"
                                Squidward: "NO I'M NOT BALD, I'M ALIVE!!! NOW GET RID OF THIS TOMBSTONE AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO GO HOME!"
                                -SpongeBob and Squidward
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                                  Gary:
                                  Meow-no!
                                  -Gary
                                  23216
                                    Gary:
                                    There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true!
                                    -Gary
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                                      what POOP stands for:
                                      People Order Our Pattys!
                                      -what POOP stands for
                                      23214
                                        Patrick:
                                        (Singing) I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
                                        -Patrick
                                        23213
                                          Gary Spongebob:
                                          Gary: Meow. Sbsp: Gary. Where's your holiday spirit? Gary: Bark!
                                          -Gary Spongebob
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                                            Spongebob:
                                            Dreams DO come true!
                                            -Spongebob