SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Patrick:
      (about his yellow undies) They were white when I bought 'em.
      -Patrick
      23250
        spongebob(during cmpfire song song):
        squidward!....good!
        -spongebob(during cmpfire song song)
        23249
          patrick:
          can we say that shoes from texas are dumb?
          -patrick
          23248
            gary clock:
            times up spongebob
            -gary clock
            23247
              Mr. Krabs:
              (singing) .....money better than honey......
              -Mr. Krabs
              23246
                Spongebob:
                Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (???)

                He Was #1!
                -Spongebob
                23245
                  Mr. Krabs and Spongebob:
                  I did'nt want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.

                  Am I a pretty girl?
                  -Mr. Krabs and Spongebob
                  23244
                    Patrick:
                    The inner contents of my mind are an enigma. (In Patrick's thought bubble, a milk carton tips over).
                    -Patrick
                    23243
                      Patrick:
                      Nobody calls me tubby!
                      -Patrick
                      23242
                        Spongebob and Patrick:
                        Spongebob:I call this, the 'Campfire song Song'. Let's sit around the camfire and sing our campfire song. Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song. And if you don't think you can sing faster then you're wrong. Cause it'll help if you just sing
                        -Spongebob and Patrick
                        23241
                          Spongebob:
                          No Gary, I don't get colds I get the suds.
                          -Spongebob
                          23240
                            Spongebob and Patrick:
                            Patrick:Games? Can I play? Spongebob: Sorry, Patrick. You have to be a frycook.
                            -Spongebob and Patrick
                            23239
                              Squidward:
                              I'm a winner, see my prize. You're a loser who sits and cries!
                              -Squidward
                              23238
                                spongebob pretending to be squidward:
                                the roof leaks, the floor creaks, there's a wild man eating clam in the backyard
                                -spongebob pretending to be squidward
                                23237
                                  Spongebob:
                                  No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!
                                  -Spongebob
                                  23236
                                    Patrick:
                                    Sandy's a girl?
                                    -Patrick
                                    23235
                                      Spongebob:
                                      Some day, with a little luck, and a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams will come true!
                                      -Spongebob
                                      23234
                                        Squidward:
                                        Patrick, if I had one dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.
                                        -Squidward
                                        23233
                                          Squidward:
                                          Squidward (to magic conch): Can I have something to eat? No. Can I have something to eat? No. Can I have something to eat? No. Can't you say anything else but no? Try asking again. Caaan I have something to eat? No-oh.
                                          -Squidward
                                          23232
                                            Squidward:
                                            Squidward, if you had some hair you would be the handsomest creature in the sea!
                                            -Squidward