SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Patrick:
      Wow! Squidward! You're choking!
      -Patrick
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        Patrick and Spongebob:
        (Patrick and Spongebob think of ways to make people buy their candy bars)Patrick: I know! Let's get naked!
        Spongebob:No. Let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
        -Patrick and Spongebob
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          Squidward's King From Sleepy Time:
          why did you stop playing wolfgang asmenus Tentacles?!
          -Squidward's King From Sleepy Time
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            Mr. Krabbs:
            Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! We're taking on water,Mr.Squidward! I want my mommy, Mr.Squidward!
            -Mr. Krabbs
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              patrick:
              (looking at bubble elephant) "hahahahahahaha-its a giraffe!
              -patrick
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                Patrick:
                That's not disturbing. THIS is disturbing. (Patrick's back morphs into a face.) Hi, there. Spongebob! My name is Patback!
                -Patrick
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                  Anchovies:
                  Meep!
                  -Anchovies
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                    Janet:
                    Marty. I'm scared!
                    -Janet
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                      Sqidward:
                      YES I WAS! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST NEIGHBORS EVER! YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO WHERE THOSE FESSES!

                      NO YOUR NOT! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORSE NEIGHBORS -big breath- AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!
                      -Sqidward
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                        Patrick/Spongebob:
                        Good Neighbors are we! La la la la la la!
                        -Patrick/Spongebob
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                          Patrick:
                          (Inflates) "Inflatable pants, what's your idea?"
                          -Patrick
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                            Spongebob:
                            Am I a pretty girl?
                            -Spongebob
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                              patrick:
                              [people hide in patricks house and patrick comes and see's them]
                              patrick:who are you people?!

                              -patrick
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                                Patrick:
                                Wow. A snail made out of bread.
                                -Patrick
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                                  Patrick:
                                  I'm going to the snack bar.
                                  -Patrick
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                                    Some Guy:
                                    Dude, put that away! Like, there are children here!
                                    -Some Guy
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                                      Patrick:
                                      All they do is blow, blow , blow their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses, and show off their GROSS, MISHAPEN, BODIES!!!!!! (Bawoom!)
                                      -Patrick
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                                        patrick:
                                        Something about Root Beer Right?!
                                        -patrick
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                                          Mr Krabs:
                                          a five letter word for happienes...money
                                          -Mr Krabs
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                                            Squidward:
                                            I like the new Mr. Krabbs; he yells at you more.
                                            -Squidward