SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Patrick to a random stranger:
      Patrick: I love you.
      The random stranger slams his door shut. Spongebob knocks.
      Random Stranger:Please, g-go away!
      -Patrick to a random stranger
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        Patrick:
        Wow! Squidward! You're choking!
        -Patrick
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          Patrick and Spongebob:
          (Patrick and Spongebob think of ways to make people buy their candy bars)Patrick: I know! Let's get naked!
          Spongebob:No. Let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
          -Patrick and Spongebob
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            Squidward's King From Sleepy Time:
            why did you stop playing wolfgang asmenus Tentacles?!
            -Squidward's King From Sleepy Time
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              Mr. Krabbs:
              Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! We're taking on water,Mr.Squidward! I want my mommy, Mr.Squidward!
              -Mr. Krabbs
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                patrick:
                (looking at bubble elephant) "hahahahahahaha-its a giraffe!
                -patrick
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                  Patrick:
                  That's not disturbing. THIS is disturbing. (Patrick's back morphs into a face.) Hi, there. Spongebob! My name is Patback!
                  -Patrick
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                    Anchovies:
                    Meep!
                    -Anchovies
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                      Janet:
                      Marty. I'm scared!
                      -Janet
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                        Sqidward:
                        YES I WAS! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST NEIGHBORS EVER! YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO WHERE THOSE FESSES!

                        NO YOUR NOT! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORSE NEIGHBORS -big breath- AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!
                        -Sqidward
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                          Patrick/Spongebob:
                          Good Neighbors are we! La la la la la la!
                          -Patrick/Spongebob
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                            Patrick:
                            (Inflates) "Inflatable pants, what's your idea?"
                            -Patrick
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                              Spongebob:
                              Am I a pretty girl?
                              -Spongebob
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                                patrick:
                                [people hide in patricks house and patrick comes and see's them]
                                patrick:who are you people?!

                                -patrick
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                                  Patrick:
                                  Wow. A snail made out of bread.
                                  -Patrick
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                                    Patrick:
                                    I'm going to the snack bar.
                                    -Patrick
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                                      Some Guy:
                                      Dude, put that away! Like, there are children here!
                                      -Some Guy
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                                        Patrick:
                                        All they do is blow, blow , blow their stupid whistles, rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses, and show off their GROSS, MISHAPEN, BODIES!!!!!! (Bawoom!)
                                        -Patrick
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                                          patrick:
                                          Something about Root Beer Right?!
                                          -patrick
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                                            Mr Krabs:
                                            a five letter word for happienes...money
                                            -Mr Krabs