SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Spongebob:"Patrick, your genius is showing."
      Patrick:"Where!!!"
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        Mr. Krabs: I feel completely recharged!
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          Spongebob: Attention customers! Today's special is a (Dolphin Noise) krabby patty served in a greasy (Dolphin Noise) sauce grilled to (Dolphin Noise) perfection! And don't forget to ask to (Dolphin Noise) the (Dolphin Noise) fry! It'll be our (Dolphin Noise) pleasure!
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            Crusty Krab Training Instructor: "P.O.O.P. People Order Our Patties"
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              spongebob:EDUCATIONAL TELEVISON OH NOT AHHHHHHH!!!
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                Look Patrick,We Struck Magic! - Spongebob
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                  Karen: Plankton- One percent evil, ninety-nine percent hot gas.
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                    Spongebob: Remember, Patrick...Flatter the customer.
                    *customer opens the door*
                    Patrick: I love you.
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                      Sandy: *To Patrick* "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
                      Patrick: "Not until four."
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                        Mr. Krabs: Spongeboy, me bob.
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                          SpongeBob SquarePants: "Hey Squidward want me to cast out right here so you can watch me?"
                          Squidward: "No! How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you."
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                            Spongebob: Ahhhh the Strangler!
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                              Spongebob: Oww! I burn my hand ! At night.
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                                Strangle:(crying) Look kid I am not your bodyguard. I am a Strangler see.
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                                  Plankton: Curse you Krabs!
                                  23277
                                    Spongebob & Patrick: Jellyfishing, jellyfishing!
                                    23276
                                      Just look at him.Square.The shape of evil!-Plankton describing Spongebob
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                                        Patrick: well you have it set to M for Mini *turns it to W* where it should be W for Wumbo!
                                        Spongebob: uh Patrick I don't think Wumbo is a real word
                                        Patrick: yeah you know wumbo,he/she wumbo, wumbo,wumboing,wumbos,wumbology! the study of wumbo! its first grade spongebob!!
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                                          Mr Krabs:" I'm not Cheap"
                                          Squidward: "you just tried to rip a guy's arm of for a penny"
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                                            Spongebob's dad:
                                            Hurry, hurry son
                                            -Spongebob's dad