SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      SpongeBob: Patrick, how long have we been standng here?
      Patrick:(looks at a drawing of a watch on his wrist) Aww! I gotta draw a new battery for this!
      23311
        Spongbob: We can loosen our ties.
        Patrick: Yeah! And we can fly!
        Spongebob: YEAH!! *jumps off of a cliff* (in a muffled voice far away) Okay, we still can't do that...
        23310
          Spongebob, stop! Your kindness is bringing everybody back!
          -Plankton
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            Spongebob, stop! Your kindness is bringing everybody back!
            23308
              ITS AN ALASKIN BULL WORM!!!
              -spongebob
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                Yep, I'm insane.

                -Squidward
                23306
                  "Chocolate, did you say Chocolate!?"

                  "Yes sir! With or without nuts?"

                  "Chocolate, chocolate!? CHOCOLATE!!!!"

                  -Patrick and weird random fish
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                    "Wait don't tell me, don't tell me Spongebob! Don't tell me!!!!....Ok, tell me" -Patrick
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                      Mr. Krabs: "Course you'll need some time to approximate me personality."
                      Spongebob: "Oh that'll be a snap,Squidward and I have been doing it behind your back for years! Di-yaya!"
                      23303
                        Spongeob(to guy that sat on him): "Excuse me sir. You're sitting on my body, which is also my face."
                        23302
                          pinky out!
                          patrick
                          23301
                            I call this little number...striped sweater. *starts to sing* The best time to wear a Striped Sweater, is all the time!
                            -Spongebob
                            23300
                              Nosferatu!!!
                              -Spongebob, Squidward, new guy applying for a job
                              23299
                                Police to Sponge Bob and Patrick: If ya can't pay the time then don't do the crime!...Alright now get out!
                                Sponge Bob: "but we stole a ballon."
                                Police: "Yeah on free baloon day."
                                23298
                                  Spongebob: "Hey Squidward. Guess what today is.
                                  Squidward: "Annoy Squidward day?"
                                  Spongebob: "No, silly. That's on the 15th."
                                  23297
                                    its a giraffe - patrick
                                    23296
                                      SpongeBob as Hall Monitor: Patrick are you ready to give up your life of crime?!"
                                      Patrick: "I want to be good!"
                                      23295
                                        Blue jellyfish: Bzzz bzz bzzzzzzz.
                                        23294
                                          Spongebob: Bye Mr. Krabs Bye Sqiudward, Bye Sqiudward
                                          Patrick: You said bye Squidward twice
                                          Spongebob: I like Squidward
                                          23293
                                            SpongeBob(disguised as car radio):
                                            Now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.