SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Spongbob: We can loosen our ties.
      Patrick: Yeah! And we can fly!
      Spongebob: YEAH!! *jumps off of a cliff* (in a muffled voice far away) Okay, we still can't do that...
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        Spongebob, stop! Your kindness is bringing everybody back!
        -Plankton
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          Spongebob, stop! Your kindness is bringing everybody back!
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            ITS AN ALASKIN BULL WORM!!!
            -spongebob
            23307
              Yep, I'm insane.

              -Squidward
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                "Chocolate, did you say Chocolate!?"

                "Yes sir! With or without nuts?"

                "Chocolate, chocolate!? CHOCOLATE!!!!"

                -Patrick and weird random fish
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                  "Wait don't tell me, don't tell me Spongebob! Don't tell me!!!!....Ok, tell me" -Patrick
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                    Mr. Krabs: "Course you'll need some time to approximate me personality."
                    Spongebob: "Oh that'll be a snap,Squidward and I have been doing it behind your back for years! Di-yaya!"
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                      Spongeob(to guy that sat on him): "Excuse me sir. You're sitting on my body, which is also my face."
                      23302
                        pinky out!
                        patrick
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                          I call this little number...striped sweater. *starts to sing* The best time to wear a Striped Sweater, is all the time!
                          -Spongebob
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                            Nosferatu!!!
                            -Spongebob, Squidward, new guy applying for a job
                            23299
                              Police to Sponge Bob and Patrick: If ya can't pay the time then don't do the crime!...Alright now get out!
                              Sponge Bob: "but we stole a ballon."
                              Police: "Yeah on free baloon day."
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                                Spongebob: "Hey Squidward. Guess what today is.
                                Squidward: "Annoy Squidward day?"
                                Spongebob: "No, silly. That's on the 15th."
                                23297
                                  its a giraffe - patrick
                                  23296
                                    SpongeBob as Hall Monitor: Patrick are you ready to give up your life of crime?!"
                                    Patrick: "I want to be good!"
                                    23295
                                      Blue jellyfish: Bzzz bzz bzzzzzzz.
                                      23294
                                        Spongebob: Bye Mr. Krabs Bye Sqiudward, Bye Sqiudward
                                        Patrick: You said bye Squidward twice
                                        Spongebob: I like Squidward
                                        23293
                                          SpongeBob(disguised as car radio):
                                          Now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.
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                                            Spongebob:"Patrick, your genius is showing."
                                            Patrick:"Where!!!"