30632
Squidward:
I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts!
Patrick:
Like a genie!
30629
Patrick:
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.(milk carton tips over in thought bubble)
30627
Patrick:
Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?
30626
Squidward:
Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
30608
SpongeBob:
Hey! I'm going to tie your...shoe if you don't give me that back.
random fish:
But I'm wearing sandals!
SpongeBob:
OK! Never mind!
30607
SpongeBob:
Doesn't this place seem familiar to you? Doesn't it kind of ring a bell?
Patrick:
(Squidward ringing doorbell)Yes!
30606
SpongeBob:
Our box is gone!
Patrick:
Oh well.
SpongeBob:
I know! Let's go see Squidward
Patrick:
I hope he's not too down in the dumps today!
30605
Patrick:
Alien hunting! Alien hunting!
SpongeBob:
Patrick! Don't let them know we're on to them. Uh yes, Alien Hunting. I saw that on TV too.
30604
Squidward:
Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the(squeaks his clarinet)
30603
Squidward:
Open 24 hours a day! What a stupid idea! Who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning?!
Patrick:
(alarm rings)Oh boy, 3 A.M!(eats Krabby Patty hidden under cover.)
30602
Patchy the Pirate:
Three bells?! We know what three bells mean!
Kids:
Free ice cream!
Patchy:
No, you silly livers!
Potty the Parrot:
Man overboard?
Patchy:
You, I'm ignoring.
30601
Patrick:
Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology.(hits dollar with computer)
30600
SpongeBob:
Phone in punch bowl?! That's not even on the schedule!
30599
Sandy:
(SpongeBob knocking on door)This song has a great beat!
Patrick:
Yeah! "Knock, Knock!"
30598
Flying Dutchman:
Let me tell you about scary, kid. There's all kids of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary. I'm scary. You? You are not scary!
23336
Patrick, reading his name tag upside down: "Kcirtap Si Eman Ym 077eh? I don't get it."
Mr. Krabs: "No, you dumb bunny, it says, 'Hello, My name is Patrick'."
Patrick: "Nice to meet you, Patrick."
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) "Good one, Patrick."
Patrick: (laughs) "Yeah."
SpongeBob: "What is going on here? The laughter isn't scheduled till 9:03. If you want to throw a party, do it at your house, Patrick!"
Patrick: "Was he talking to me or you?"
Mr. Krabs: "No, you dumb bunny, it says, 'Hello, My name is Patrick'."
Patrick: "Nice to meet you, Patrick."
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) "Good one, Patrick."
Patrick: (laughs) "Yeah."
SpongeBob: "What is going on here? The laughter isn't scheduled till 9:03. If you want to throw a party, do it at your house, Patrick!"
Patrick: "Was he talking to me or you?"
23335
Spongebob:
Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse.
Patrick:
Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!
23334
SpongeBob and Patrick: "Welcome to our club, welcome to our club, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward!"
23333
Go home. - Spongebob
23332
*Patrick holding shruunken Squidward*
Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me.
Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me.
