SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Squidward:
      I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts!
      Patrick:
      Like a genie!
      30629
        Patrick:
        The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.(milk carton tips over in thought bubble)
        30627
          Patrick:
          Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?
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            Squidward:
            Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
            30608
              SpongeBob:
              Hey! I'm going to tie your...shoe if you don't give me that back.
              random fish:
              But I'm wearing sandals!
              SpongeBob:
              OK! Never mind!
              30607
                SpongeBob:
                Doesn't this place seem familiar to you? Doesn't it kind of ring a bell?
                Patrick:
                (Squidward ringing doorbell)Yes!
                30606
                  SpongeBob:
                  Our box is gone!
                  Patrick:
                  Oh well.
                  SpongeBob:
                  I know! Let's go see Squidward
                  Patrick:
                  I hope he's not too down in the dumps today!
                  30605
                    Patrick:
                    Alien hunting! Alien hunting!
                    SpongeBob:
                    Patrick! Don't let them know we're on to them. Uh yes, Alien Hunting. I saw that on TV too.
                    30604
                      Squidward:
                      Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the(squeaks his clarinet)
                      30603
                        Squidward:
                        Open 24 hours a day! What a stupid idea! Who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning?!
                        Patrick:
                        (alarm rings)Oh boy, 3 A.M!(eats Krabby Patty hidden under cover.)
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                          Patchy the Pirate:
                          Three bells?! We know what three bells mean!
                          Kids:
                          Free ice cream!
                          Patchy:
                          No, you silly livers!
                          Potty the Parrot:
                          Man overboard?
                          Patchy:
                          You, I'm ignoring.
                          30601
                            Patrick:
                            Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology.(hits dollar with computer)
                            30600
                              SpongeBob:
                              Phone in punch bowl?! That's not even on the schedule!
                              30599
                                Sandy:
                                (SpongeBob knocking on door)This song has a great beat!
                                Patrick:
                                Yeah! "Knock, Knock!"
                                30598
                                  Flying Dutchman:
                                  Let me tell you about scary, kid. There's all kids of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary. I'm scary. You? You are not scary!
                                  23336
                                    Patrick, reading his name tag upside down: "Kcirtap Si Eman Ym 077eh? I don't get it."
                                    Mr. Krabs: "No, you dumb bunny, it says, 'Hello, My name is Patrick'."
                                    Patrick: "Nice to meet you, Patrick."
                                    Mr. Krabs: (laughs) "Good one, Patrick."
                                    Patrick: (laughs) "Yeah."
                                    SpongeBob: "What is going on here? The laughter isn't scheduled till 9:03. If you want to throw a party, do it at your house, Patrick!"
                                    Patrick: "Was he talking to me or you?"
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                                      Spongebob:
                                      Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse.
                                      Patrick:
                                      Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!
                                      23334
                                        SpongeBob and Patrick: "Welcome to our club, welcome to our club, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward, welcome Squidward!"
                                        23333
                                          Go home. - Spongebob
                                          23332
                                            *Patrick holding shruunken Squidward*
                                            Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me.