SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Patrick:
      SpongeBob! Your eye! It's all black and swollen! Who did this to you?! Did somebody hit you, where is he?! We'll settle this like men-we'll sue him!
      31026
        Patrick:
        Kcirtap si eman ym o-77-eh? I don't get it?
        Mr. Krabs:
        No, you dumb bunny, It says, "Hello, my name is Patrick".
        Patrick:
        Nice to meet you Patrick.
        31017
          Sandy:
          I love karate
          SpongeBob:
          I love kara-tay!
          Mr. Krabs:
          I love money-ay!
          Squidward:
          I hate all of you.
          30973
            Strong fish:
            I found SpongeBob!
            Sandy:
            That's not SpongeBob-SpongeBob is square!
            Strong fish:
            (squeezes small fish)Urgghhhh...
            Small fish:
            I'm ready, I'm ready.
            Sandy:
            No you ain't!
            30972
              SpongeBob:
              (singing)Squidward is my best friend in the world. Squidward is my best friend in the sea. Squidward--
              Patrick:
              (singing)--Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.
              SpongeBob:
              And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend stealer!
              30971
                Mr. Krabs:
                It's like riding a bike--you never forget!(bike is on the stove boiling in a pot)
                30970
                  Kid's mother:
                  Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid.
                  Billy:
                  OK, Mom.
                  30969
                    Patrick:
                    (shouting)No! My name's not Rick!!!
                    30968
                      Patrick:
                      Is Sandy the one I call "mom"?
                      SpongeBob:
                      No Patrick, that's your mother.
                      30963
                        PA Announcer:
                        Attention zoo patrons, Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage. Please scream and run around in circles. Thanks for coming!
                        30942
                          SpongeBob:
                          Patrick are you angry too?
                          Patrick:
                          Yeah!
                          SpongeBob:
                          What's wrong?
                          Patrick:
                          I can't see my forehead!
                          30941
                            SpongeBob:
                            Patrick, how long have we been standing here?!
                            Patrick:
                            Aww! I gotta draw a new battery for this!
                            30940
                              Fred:
                              Tom!
                              Tom:
                              Fred!
                              Fred:
                              Want to eat at the Krusty Krab?
                              Tom:
                              No, let's go to the Shell Shack! They've got a talking dog!
                              Fred:
                              Great! What's a dog?
                              30939
                                Mr. Krabs:
                                People don't go to a restaurant for atmosphere, they go for food!
                                30938
                                  King Neptune:
                                  The Royal fry cook must be left-handed.
                                  SpongeBob:
                                  Actually, I have two.
                                  30790
                                    Patrick:
                                    (doorbell rings)Hooray, the idiot's here!-I mean-I'll get it!
                                    30763
                                      Patrick:
                                      Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called The Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
                                      30667
                                        SpongeBob:
                                        (as a car radio)And now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.
                                        30666
                                          SpongeBob:
                                          I guess ol' Grandpa SquarePants was right. Don't run for a bus(imitates grandpa)especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle!
                                          30641
                                            Patrick:
                                            I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey Squidward!
                                            Squidward:
                                            No!
                                            Patrick:
                                            Darn.