SpongeBob! Your eye! It's all black and swollen! Who did this to you?! Did somebody hit you, where is he?! We'll settle this like men-we'll sue him!
Kcirtap si eman ym o-77-eh? I don't get it?
No, you dumb bunny, It says, "Hello, my name is Patrick".
Nice to meet you Patrick.
I love karate
I love kara-tay!
I love money-ay!
I hate all of you.
I found SpongeBob!
That's not SpongeBob-SpongeBob is square!
(squeezes small fish)Urgghhhh...
I'm ready, I'm ready.
No you ain't!
(singing)Squidward is my best friend in the world. Squidward is my best friend in the sea. Squidward--
(singing)--Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.
And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend stealer!
It's like riding a bike--you never forget!(bike is on the stove boiling in a pot)
Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid.
(shouting)No! My name's not Rick!!!
Is Sandy the one I call "mom"?
No Patrick, that's your mother.
Attention zoo patrons, Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage. Please scream and run around in circles. Thanks for coming!
Patrick are you angry too?
I can't see my forehead!
Patrick, how long have we been standing here?!
Aww! I gotta draw a new battery for this!
Want to eat at the Krusty Krab?
No, let's go to the Shell Shack! They've got a talking dog!
Great! What's a dog?
People don't go to a restaurant for atmosphere, they go for food!
The Royal fry cook must be left-handed.
Actually, I have two.
(doorbell rings)Hooray, the idiot's here!-I mean-I'll get it!
Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called The Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
(as a car radio)And now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.
I guess ol' Grandpa SquarePants was right. Don't run for a bus(imitates grandpa)especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle!
I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey Squidward!