SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Squidward:
      Flowers and Chocolates for you, Mr. Krabs!
      31038
        Patrick:
        SpongeBob! Your eye! It's all black and swollen! Who did this to you?! Did somebody hit you, where is he?! We'll settle this like men-we'll sue him!
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          Patrick:
          Kcirtap si eman ym o-77-eh? I don't get it?
          Mr. Krabs:
          No, you dumb bunny, It says, "Hello, my name is Patrick".
          Patrick:
          Nice to meet you Patrick.
          31017
            Sandy:
            I love karate
            SpongeBob:
            I love kara-tay!
            Mr. Krabs:
            I love money-ay!
            Squidward:
            I hate all of you.
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              Strong fish:
              I found SpongeBob!
              Sandy:
              That's not SpongeBob-SpongeBob is square!
              Strong fish:
              (squeezes small fish)Urgghhhh...
              Small fish:
              I'm ready, I'm ready.
              Sandy:
              No you ain't!
              30972
                SpongeBob:
                (singing)Squidward is my best friend in the world. Squidward is my best friend in the sea. Squidward--
                Patrick:
                (singing)--Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.
                SpongeBob:
                And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend stealer!
                30971
                  Mr. Krabs:
                  It's like riding a bike--you never forget!(bike is on the stove boiling in a pot)
                  30970
                    Kid's mother:
                    Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid.
                    Billy:
                    OK, Mom.
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                      Patrick:
                      (shouting)No! My name's not Rick!!!
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                        Patrick:
                        Is Sandy the one I call "mom"?
                        SpongeBob:
                        No Patrick, that's your mother.
                        30963
                          PA Announcer:
                          Attention zoo patrons, Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage. Please scream and run around in circles. Thanks for coming!
                          30942
                            SpongeBob:
                            Patrick are you angry too?
                            Patrick:
                            Yeah!
                            SpongeBob:
                            What's wrong?
                            Patrick:
                            I can't see my forehead!
                            30941
                              SpongeBob:
                              Patrick, how long have we been standing here?!
                              Patrick:
                              Aww! I gotta draw a new battery for this!
                              30940
                                Fred:
                                Tom!
                                Tom:
                                Fred!
                                Fred:
                                Want to eat at the Krusty Krab?
                                Tom:
                                No, let's go to the Shell Shack! They've got a talking dog!
                                Fred:
                                Great! What's a dog?
                                30939
                                  Mr. Krabs:
                                  People don't go to a restaurant for atmosphere, they go for food!
                                  30938
                                    King Neptune:
                                    The Royal fry cook must be left-handed.
                                    SpongeBob:
                                    Actually, I have two.
                                    30790
                                      Patrick:
                                      (doorbell rings)Hooray, the idiot's here!-I mean-I'll get it!
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                                        Patrick:
                                        Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called The Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
                                        30667
                                          SpongeBob:
                                          (as a car radio)And now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.
                                          30666
                                            SpongeBob:
                                            I guess ol' Grandpa SquarePants was right. Don't run for a bus(imitates grandpa)especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle!