31038
Patrick:
SpongeBob! Your eye! It's all black and swollen! Who did this to you?! Did somebody hit you, where is he?! We'll settle this like men-we'll sue him!
31026
Patrick:
Kcirtap si eman ym o-77-eh? I don't get it?
Mr. Krabs:
No, you dumb bunny, It says, "Hello, my name is Patrick".
Patrick:
Nice to meet you Patrick.
31017
Sandy:
I love karate
SpongeBob:
I love kara-tay!
Mr. Krabs:
I love money-ay!
Squidward:
I hate all of you.
30973
Strong fish:
I found SpongeBob!
Sandy:
That's not SpongeBob-SpongeBob is square!
Strong fish:
(squeezes small fish)Urgghhhh...
Small fish:
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Sandy:
No you ain't!
30972
SpongeBob:
(singing)Squidward is my best friend in the world. Squidward is my best friend in the sea. Squidward--
Patrick:
(singing)--Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.
SpongeBob:
And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend stealer!
30971
Mr. Krabs:
It's like riding a bike--you never forget!(bike is on the stove boiling in a pot)
30970
Kid's mother:
Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid.
Billy:
OK, Mom.
30969
Patrick:
(shouting)No! My name's not Rick!!!
30968
Patrick:
Is Sandy the one I call "mom"?
SpongeBob:
No Patrick, that's your mother.
30963
PA Announcer:
Attention zoo patrons, Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage. Please scream and run around in circles. Thanks for coming!
30942
SpongeBob:
Patrick are you angry too?
Patrick:
Yeah!
SpongeBob:
What's wrong?
Patrick:
I can't see my forehead!
30941
SpongeBob:
Patrick, how long have we been standing here?!
Patrick:
Aww! I gotta draw a new battery for this!
30940
Fred:
Tom!
Tom:
Fred!
Fred:
Want to eat at the Krusty Krab?
Tom:
No, let's go to the Shell Shack! They've got a talking dog!
Fred:
Great! What's a dog?
30939
Mr. Krabs:
People don't go to a restaurant for atmosphere, they go for food!
30938
King Neptune:
The Royal fry cook must be left-handed.
SpongeBob:
Actually, I have two.
30790
Patrick:
(doorbell rings)Hooray, the idiot's here!-I mean-I'll get it!
30763
Patrick:
Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called The Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
30667
SpongeBob:
(as a car radio)And now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.
30666
SpongeBob:
I guess ol' Grandpa SquarePants was right. Don't run for a bus(imitates grandpa)especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle!
30641
Patrick:
I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey Squidward!
Squidward:
No!
Patrick:
Darn.
