SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      pat and spongebob:
      Im dirty dan-no im dirty dan-im dirty dan-im dirty daaan....*continues*
      -pat and spongebob
      23130
        patrick:
        I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!
        -patrick
        23129
          Spongebob & Patrick:
          Patrick;Lets get naked Spongebob;No lets save that for when we`re selling real estate
          -Spongebob & Patrick
          23128
            Patrick Star:
            Now you must equire a taste for free formed jazz
            -Patrick Star
            23127
              Spongebob:
              Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.
              -Spongebob
              23126
                mrs. puff:
                What are the consequences of what I have just done?
                -mrs. puff
                23125
                  spongebob:
                  it's big, slimy, and pink!!!
                  Its an alaskan bull worm!!!
                  -spongebob
                  23124
                    spongebob:
                    they blow up so fast *sob sob*
                    -spongebob
                    23123
                      patrick:
                      lets have another!!!
                      -patrick
                      23122
                        spongebob:
                        why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly
                        -spongebob
                        23121
                          spongebob and patrick:
                          yellow!!!-pink!!!!
                          -spongebob and patrick
                          23120
                            Spongebob:
                            I'm ready!!

                            -Spongebob
                            23119
                              Squidward:
                              You've never heard of the Hash Slinging Slasher??


                              -Squidward
                              23118
                                Mr. Krabs:
                                Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

                                -Mr. Krabs
                                23117
                                  Patrick:
                                  I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

                                  -Patrick
                                  23116
                                    Squidward:
                                    I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?

                                    -Squidward
                                    23115
                                      Patrick:
                                      You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like one.

                                      -Patrick
                                      23114
                                        SpongeBob SquarePants:
                                        Isn't this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!

                                        -SpongeBob SquarePants
                                        23113
                                          SpongeBob SquarePants:
                                          Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!

                                          -SpongeBob SquarePants
                                          23112
                                            Sandy:
                                            Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.

                                            -Sandy