SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Patrick:
      Spongebob, you can be dirty dan, I just wanna be patrick
      -Patrick
      23131
        pat and spongebob:
        Im dirty dan-no im dirty dan-im dirty dan-im dirty daaan....*continues*
        -pat and spongebob
        23130
          patrick:
          I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!
          -patrick
          23129
            Spongebob & Patrick:
            Patrick;Lets get naked Spongebob;No lets save that for when we`re selling real estate
            -Spongebob & Patrick
            23128
              Patrick Star:
              Now you must equire a taste for free formed jazz
              -Patrick Star
              23127
                Spongebob:
                Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.
                -Spongebob
                23126
                  mrs. puff:
                  What are the consequences of what I have just done?
                  -mrs. puff
                  23125
                    spongebob:
                    it's big, slimy, and pink!!!
                    Its an alaskan bull worm!!!
                    -spongebob
                    23124
                      spongebob:
                      they blow up so fast *sob sob*
                      -spongebob
                      23123
                        patrick:
                        lets have another!!!
                        -patrick
                        23122
                          spongebob:
                          why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly
                          -spongebob
                          23121
                            spongebob and patrick:
                            yellow!!!-pink!!!!
                            -spongebob and patrick
                            23120
                              Spongebob:
                              I'm ready!!

                              -Spongebob
                              23119
                                Squidward:
                                You've never heard of the Hash Slinging Slasher??


                                -Squidward
                                23118
                                  Mr. Krabs:
                                  Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

                                  -Mr. Krabs
                                  23117
                                    Patrick:
                                    I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

                                    -Patrick
                                    23116
                                      Squidward:
                                      I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?

                                      -Squidward
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                                        Patrick:
                                        You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like one.

                                        -Patrick
                                        23114
                                          SpongeBob SquarePants:
                                          Isn't this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!

                                          -SpongeBob SquarePants
                                          23113
                                            SpongeBob SquarePants:
                                            Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!

                                            -SpongeBob SquarePants