SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Patrick:
      It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your sences with cascading fluffy pillows of excitent, and comfort, as you've never felt before.
      -Patrick
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        Sandy:
        Spongebob does'nt have hair. Or does he?
        -Sandy
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          Barnicle Boy:
          BARNICLE MAN!!!
          -Barnicle Boy
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            Patrick:
            I can't see my forehead!
            -Patrick
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              Pearl:
              See, no one says "cool" anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say "coral", as in "That nose job is so coral."
              -Pearl
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                Spongebob and Patrick:
                Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!

                -Spongebob and Patrick
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                  Man-Ray:
                  The belt is gone but I still feel its tickle.
                  -Man-Ray
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                    Sponge Bob:
                    He was number 1
                    -Sponge Bob
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                      Karen (Plankton's computer wife):
                      Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
                      -Karen (Plankton's computer wife)
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                        Spongebob & Patrick:
                        Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
                        [Man opens his door.]
                        Patrick: I love you.
                        -Spongebob & Patrick
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                          Little kids to Mister Crabs:
                          Can you feel it Mr. Crabs?
                          -Little kids to Mister Crabs
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                            Spongebob:
                            Have you forgotten what we have been looking for knee-deep in yesterday's top 40 songs?
                            -Spongebob
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                              Spongebob & Patrick:
                              Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
                              Patrick: Um... more time for thinking.
                              -Spongebob & Patrick
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                                Spongebob:
                                You'll never beat me, Im HYDRODYMAMICALY DESIGHNED!!!
                                -Spongebob
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                                  Mrs. Puff:
                                  Oh, Spongebob! Why!?!
                                  -Mrs. Puff
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                                    Squidward & Patrick:
                                    Squisward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?
                                    Patrick: Like a genie!
                                    -Squidward & Patrick
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                                      Mr. Krabs:
                                      Money, Money, Money!
                                      -Mr. Krabs
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                                        Mr. Krabs:
                                        Arr harr harr harr harr !
                                        -Mr. Krabs
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                                          Patrick:
                                          who you callin pinhead?!
                                          -Patrick
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                                            Patrick:
                                            Spongebob, you can be dirty dan, I just wanna be patrick
                                            -Patrick