SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Fish kid:
      I had 4 biscuits and then I ate one. Then I only had 3!
      -Fish kid
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        Spongebob and Patrick:
        Spongebob; "Patrick, ur genius is showing." (Patrick looks down) "Where?!?
        -Spongebob and Patrick
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          Patrick & Fire Hydrant:
          Patrick: Are you Squidward?
          Fire Hydrant: ...........
          Patrick: That's ok, take ur time
          -Patrick & Fire Hydrant
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            Spongeob Squarepants:
            Who wants to lick my cheecks?
            -Spongeob Squarepants
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              Fred:
              MY LEGS!!!
              -Fred
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                Patrick:
                Hello, Sandy. Me, Patrick. Do you understand?
                -Patrick
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                  Billy's Mom:
                  Don't stand to close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch it's stupid.
                  -Billy's Mom
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                    Spongebob Squarepants:
                    Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
                    -Spongebob Squarepants
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                      Spongebob:
                      We can teach you how to be good. Then we can let you go.
                      -Spongebob
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                        Spongebob Squarepants:
                        Am I in the Jelly Spotters now?
                        -Spongebob Squarepants
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                          Manray:
                          The only thing im good at, is being evil!
                          -Manray
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                            Spongebob:
                            May I take your order?
                            -Spongebob
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                              Manray:
                              I have checks, with little poodles on them.
                              -Manray
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                                Patrick:
                                PATRICK SQUAREPANTS!!!
                                -Patrick
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                                  Spongebob Squarepants:
                                  Don't play dumb Manray. You know that's tickle belt Mirmaid Man used on you, in episode number 17.
                                  -Spongebob Squarepants
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                                    Patrick:
                                    Spongebob, I'm glad you learned your lesson. Your worship is unhealthy. Come on, Jeffrey.
                                    -Patrick
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                                      Mirmaid Man:
                                      EVIL!!!
                                      -Mirmaid Man
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                                        Spongebob Squarepants:
                                        Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he's a bronzefish.
                                        -Spongebob Squarepants
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                                          Mr. Krabs:
                                          But its, free day.
                                          -Mr. Krabs
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                                            Bikini Bottom Police:
                                            Put those eyeballs back in your head son.
                                            -Bikini Bottom Police