SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Squidward and Plankton:
      People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?" "CORRECT!!!
      -Squidward and Plankton
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        Karen:
        Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.
        -Karen
        23189
          Spongebob:
          Don't worry Mr. Krabs it's not tainted meat, it's painted meat!
          -Spongebob
          23188
            Spongebob:
            DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!!
            -Spongebob
            23187
              Fred and Tom:
              Fred: Let's go to the Shell Shack. They have a talking dog! Tom: Great! Say, what's a dog?
              -Fred and Tom
              23186
                Guard:
                Are you NOW or have you ever been a sponge?
                -Guard
                23185
                  Patrick:
                  My name's not RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  -Patrick
                  23184
                    Patrick:
                    Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...(drools)
                    -Patrick
                    23183
                      Robot Krabs (Plankton):
                      Remember, ravioli ravioli, give me the formuloni.
                      -Robot Krabs (Plankton)
                      23182
                        Plankton and Spongebob:
                        Do you know what I'd really like for my birthday?" "A booster seat?" "A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean...no.
                        -Plankton and Spongebob
                        23181
                          Fish Kid and The Flying Dutchman:
                          Those guys are dorks." "Yeah. But they're *my* dorks!
                          -Fish Kid and The Flying Dutchman
                          23180
                            Patrick:
                            Did you win. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Hi Spongebob

                            -Patrick
                            23179
                              -patrick:
                              patrick-you mean she puts one airs spongebob-i guess
                              --patrick
                              23178
                                -spongebob:
                                there it is(meaning the krusty krab)the finest eating establishment ever established for eating
                                --spongebob
                                23177
                                  Spongebob:
                                  Good morning and all who inhabit it!
                                  -Spongebob
                                  23176
                                    SpongeBob and Squidward:
                                    Guess what today is?" "Annoy Squidward Day?" "No, silly! That's on the fifteenth!"
                                    -SpongeBob and Squidward
                                    23175
                                      Patrick:
                                      STUPID INFLATABLE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
                                      -Patrick
                                      23174
                                        Patrick:
                                        Is mayonaise an instrament?
                                        -Patrick
                                        23173
                                          Spongebob:
                                          Imaginaaaaaaaaaaation. (makes a rainbow.)
                                          -Spongebob
                                          23172
                                            Patrick:
                                            Doughnuts!
                                            -Patrick