SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Pearl:
      He washed my flipper!
      -Pearl
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        Spongebob:
        I'm a dirty boy.
        -Spongebob
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          SpongeBob SquarePants:
          What's a Texas?
          -SpongeBob SquarePants
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            Spongebob:
            The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
            -Spongebob
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              Patrick:
              Do you think she knows the muffin man song?

              -Patrick
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                Mr. Krabbs:
                Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!
                -Mr. Krabbs
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                  Doctor:
                  Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises..."
                  -Doctor
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                    Spongebob:
                    SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?

                    -Spongebob
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                      Frycook Games Announcer:
                      Toasted Almonds? That's unexpected!

                      -Frycook Games Announcer
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                        Patrick:
                        Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb???!!!
                        -Patrick
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                          Sandy:
                          I aint' cryin'! My helmet just sprung a leak!
                          -Sandy
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                            Patrick:
                            Can we say that PLANTS from Texas are dumb???!!!
                            -Patrick
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                              Bubblebass:
                              YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              -Bubblebass
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                                Sandy:
                                I aint' cryin'...I'm LAUGHIN'!
                                -Sandy
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                                  Spongebob:
                                  Peas-in-a-can pie.
                                  -Spongebob
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                                    Patrick:
                                    All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?" *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* "I mean it!

                                    -Patrick
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                                      Spongebob:
                                      Wait a second! I know what you're trying to do, Squidward. I'M NOT LETTING YOU EAT THAT PIZZA
                                      -Spongebob
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                                        Plankton:
                                        I WENT TO COLLEGE!
                                        -Plankton
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                                          Spongebob:
                                          Steppin' on the beach. Doo doo doo doo. Steppin' on the beach...Doo doo doo doo...
                                          -Spongebob
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                                            Robot Spongebob:
                                            beep-beep-beepbeepbeep...Respond: Why don't you ask me later!
                                            -Robot Spongebob