SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Spongebob:
      Patrick, your genius is showing!
      32049
        SpongeBob:
        Attention customers, Today's special is a(dolphin noise)Krabby Patty served in a greasy(dolphin noise)sauce, and grilled to(dolphin noise)perfection! And don't forget to ask us to(dolphin noise)the(dolphin noise)fries! It'll be our(dolphin noise)pleasure!
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          Squidward:
          Patrick! I told you I'm claustrophobic!
          Patrick:
          Nice try Squidward but there's no Santa Claus here!
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            Squidward:
            Could you please not stand so close to me. You're making me claustrophobic.
            Patrick:
            What does Claustrophobic mean?
            SpongeBob:
            It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
            Patrick:
            Ho ho ho!
            SpongeBob:
            Patrick stop! You're scaring him!
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              Patrick:
              Are you Squidward?
              Fire Hydrant:
              ...
              Patrick:
              That's OK. Take your time.
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                Patrick:
                If I ever find the guy who upset Clamu, I'll have a few choice words for him like "you", and "are", and "a jerk"!
                31243
                  SpongeBob:
                  Hey Patrick, what does this word mean?
                  Patrick:
                  "Krabs." Isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?
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                    Squidward:
                    How about this? I call this one "Bold & Brash".
                    Art Collector:
                    More like "Belongs in the Trash"!
                    31241
                      Squidward:
                      Hey, give that back! I was just reaching my coda!
                      Mr. Krabs:
                      Well your coda is affecting my quota!
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                        SpongeBob:
                        (imitating Squidward)Hey Sandy, who am I? Hello SpongeBob. Could you keep it down, I'm trying to be boring.
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                          SpongeBob:
                          Hey Sandy. Watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward".
                          Squidward:
                          Stop naming moves after me!
                          SpongeBob:
                          (imitating Squidward)Everybody's an idiot except for me!
                          Squidward:
                          Well, it's true!
                          31180
                            Squidward:
                            Look, SpongeBob. In case you forgot, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That sounds like a good deal to me. What do you say?
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                              Mr. Krabs:
                              You had to kill him. The boy cried you a sweater of tears, and you kill him!
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                                SpongeBob:
                                Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of Suidward?
                                Squidward:
                                (imagines SpongeBob exploding) Explosions--I mean--erosion!
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                                  SpongeBob:
                                  Patrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
                                  Patrick:
                                  Come on! I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo. Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade, SpongeBob!
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                                    Mr. Krabs:
                                    Can you smell it? That smell..a kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly...Anchovies...
                                    Squidward:
                                    What?
                                    Mr. Krabs:
                                    Anchovies!
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                                      SpongeBob:
                                      It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
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                                        Squidward:
                                        Let me guess, Tiny. A small salad?
                                        Bubble Bass:
                                        I'll take a double-triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
                                        Suidward:
                                        We serve food here, sir!
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                                          SpongeBob:
                                          So, THIS is work?!
                                          Patrick:
                                          It's not as easy as it looks! Sometimes I have to move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!
                                          SpongeBob:
                                          Oh you poor thing. By the way you forgot your briefcase!
                                          Patrick:
                                          So this is the thanks I get for working overtime?
                                          SpongeBob:
                                          Overtime?!?!
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                                            Squidward:
                                            I have no talent.
                                            SpongeBob:
                                            I have not talent.
                                            Squidward:
                                            Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
                                            SpongeBob:
                                            Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
                                            Squidward:
                                            If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles' talent will rub off on me.
                                            SpongeBob:
                                            If I'm lucky Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.