SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      Mom fish:
      What, what's with all the yelling? You just can't wait for me to die, won't you?
      Old lady:
      They're selling chocolate.
      Mom fish:
      WHAT? What are they selling?
      Old lady:
      Chocolate!
      Mom fish:
      Chocolate?
      Old lady:
      Yeah!
      Mom fish:
      ...what're they selling?
      Old lady:
      THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!
      Mom fish:
      Chocolate... I remember when they first made chocolate! Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!
      SpongeBob:
      Well, this chocolate isn't for eating...
      Patrick:
      You rub it on your face and it makes you live forever!
      Mom fish:
      Live forever, you say? I'll take one! Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!
      Old lady:
      I hate you.
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        Hot sauce drop:
        Heheheheh! By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot!
        SpongeBob:
        Sandy! Wait! Victory is yours.
        Sandy:
        I knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob.
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          Patrick:
          Nobody must know! Not even... Squidward's house!
          34431
            SpongeBob:
            I need... I need...
            Crowd:
            What do you need?
            SpongeBob:
            A tailor... because I ripped my pants!
            Crowd:
            Oh.
            34430
              Patrick:
              SPIDERS! SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF OF ME!
              33746
                Spongebob:
                Patrick, your genius is showing!
                Patrick:
                Where?!
                32049
                  SpongeBob:
                  Attention customers, Today's special is a(dolphin noise)Krabby Patty served in a greasy(dolphin noise)sauce, and grilled to(dolphin noise)perfection! And don't forget to ask us to(dolphin noise)the(dolphin noise)fries! It'll be our(dolphin noise)pleasure!
                  31780
                    Squidward:
                    Patrick! I told you I'm claustrophobic!
                    Patrick:
                    Nice try Squidward but there's no Santa Claus here!
                    31779
                      Squidward:
                      Could you please not stand so close to me. You're making me claustrophobic.
                      Patrick:
                      What does Claustrophobic mean?
                      SpongeBob:
                      It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
                      Patrick:
                      Ho ho ho!
                      SpongeBob:
                      Patrick stop! You're scaring him!
                      31777
                        Patrick:
                        Are you Squidward?
                        Fire Hydrant:
                        ...
                        Patrick:
                        That's OK. Take your time.
                        31603
                          Patrick:
                          If I ever find the guy who upset Clamu, I'll have a few choice words for him like "you", and "are", and "a jerk"!
                          31243
                            SpongeBob:
                            Hey Patrick, what does this word mean?
                            Patrick:
                            "Krabs." Isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?
                            31242
                              Squidward:
                              How about this? I call this one "Bold & Brash".
                              Art Collector:
                              More like "Belongs in the Trash"!
                              31241
                                Squidward:
                                Hey, give that back! I was just reaching my coda!
                                Mr. Krabs:
                                Well your coda is affecting my quota!
                                31240
                                  SpongeBob:
                                  (imitating Squidward)Hey Sandy, who am I? Hello SpongeBob. Could you keep it down, I'm trying to be boring.
                                  31239
                                    SpongeBob:
                                    Hey Sandy. Watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward".
                                    Squidward:
                                    Stop naming moves after me!
                                    SpongeBob:
                                    (imitating Squidward)Everybody's an idiot except for me!
                                    Squidward:
                                    Well, it's true!
                                    31180
                                      Squidward:
                                      Look, SpongeBob. In case you forgot, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That sounds like a good deal to me. What do you say?
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                                        Mr. Krabs:
                                        You had to kill him. The boy cried you a sweater of tears, and you kill him!
                                        31178
                                          SpongeBob:
                                          Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of Suidward?
                                          Squidward:
                                          (imagines SpongeBob exploding) Explosions--I mean--erosion!
                                          31177
                                            SpongeBob:
                                            Patrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
                                            Patrick:
                                            Come on! I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo. Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade, SpongeBob!