32049
SpongeBob:
Attention customers, Today's special is a(dolphin noise)Krabby Patty served in a greasy(dolphin noise)sauce, and grilled to(dolphin noise)perfection! And don't forget to ask us to(dolphin noise)the(dolphin noise)fries! It'll be our(dolphin noise)pleasure!
31780
Squidward:
Patrick! I told you I'm claustrophobic!
Patrick:
Nice try Squidward but there's no Santa Claus here!
31779
Squidward:
Could you please not stand so close to me. You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick:
What does Claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob:
It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick:
Ho ho ho!
SpongeBob:
Patrick stop! You're scaring him!
31777
Squidward:
1,2,1,2,3,4!
Music:
*loud blast of music*
31603
Patrick:
If I ever find the guy who upset Clamu, I'll have a few choice words for him like "you", and "are", and "a jerk"!
31243
SpongeBob:
Hey Patrick, what does this word mean?
Patrick:
"Krabs." Isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?
31242
Squidward:
How about this? I call this one "Bold & Brash".
Art Collector:
More like "Belongs in the Trash"!
31241
Squidward:
Hey, give that back! I was just reaching my coda!
Mr. Krabs:
Well your coda is affecting my quota!
31240
SpongeBob:
(imitating Squidward)Hey Sandy, who am I? Hello SpongeBob. Could you keep it down, I'm trying to be boring.
31239
SpongeBob:
Hey Sandy. Watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward".
Squidward:
Stop naming moves after me!
SpongeBob:
(imitating Squidward)Everybody's an idiot except for me!
Squidward:
Well, it's true!
31180
Squidward:
Look, SpongeBob. In case you forgot, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That sounds like a good deal to me. What do you say?
31179
Mr. Krabs:
You had to kill him. The boy cried you a sweater of tears, and you kill him!
31178
SpongeBob:
Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of Suidward?
Squidward:
(imagines SpongeBob exploding) Explosions--I mean--erosion!
31177
SpongeBob:
Patrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
Patrick:
Come on! I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo. Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade, SpongeBob!
31176
Mr. Krabs:
Can you smell it? That smell..a kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly...Anchovies...
Squidward:
What?
Mr. Krabs:
Anchovies!
31175
SpongeBob:
It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
31147
Squidward:
Let me guess, Tiny. A small salad?
Bubble Bass:
I'll take a double-triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Suidward:
We serve food here, sir!
31058
SpongeBob:
So, THIS is work?!
Patrick:
It's not as easy as it looks! Sometimes I have to move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!
SpongeBob:
Oh you poor thing. By the way you forgot your briefcase!
Patrick:
So this is the thanks I get for working overtime?
SpongeBob:
Overtime?!?!
31055
Squidward:
I have no talent.
SpongeBob:
I have not talent.
Squidward:
Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
SpongeBob:
Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
Squidward:
If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles' talent will rub off on me.
SpongeBob:
If I'm lucky Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.
31047
Squidward:
Flowers and Chocolates for you, Mr. Krabs!
