South Park Quotes
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      Chef & Stan:
      Chef: Hello there, children.
      Stan: Chef, what would a priest want to put up my butt?
      Chef: Goodbye.
      -Chef & Stan
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        Tweek:
        AAAHHH, to much pressure!
        -Tweek
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          Mr.Hankey:
          Hooody hooo!
          -Mr.Hankey
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            Cartman:
            Screw you guys, i'm goin' home.
            -Cartman
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              Kyle:
              Sweet!
              -Kyle
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                Timmy:
                Timmy!!!

                -Timmy
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                  Cartman:
                  I'm not fat, I'm festivally Plump.
                  -Cartman
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                    Chef:
                    Hello there children.
                    -Chef
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                      Kyle:
                      Cartman, you're such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street they go, 'God dammt that's a big fat ass'
                      -Kyle
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                        Kyle:
                        Kick the Baby.
                        -Kyle
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                          Kyle:
                          Cartman, you're such a fat ass, that when people walk down the street they go, 'God dammt that's a big fat ass'.
                          -Kyle
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                            Cartman:
                            I'm not fat, i'm big-boned.
                            -Cartman
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                              Cartman:
                              BEEFCAKE!
                              -Cartman
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                                Stan and Kyle:
                                Stan: Oh My God, they killed Kenny. Kyle: You Bastards!
                                -Stan and Kyle