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      Cartman:
      kenny's family is so poor they had to put up their cardboard box for a second mortgage!
      -Cartman
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        Cartman:
        Moooooooom?
        -Cartman
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          Butters:
          Aww hamburgers...
          -Butters
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            Cartman:
            respect my authoritah!
            -Cartman
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              Mr. Garrison:
              but you guys cant get married...YOURE FAGS!
              -Mr. Garrison
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                Stan and Kyle:
                Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny" Kyle:(unenthussiastically) You bastard!
                -Stan and Kyle
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                  Towelie and Kyle:
                  Towelie: don't forget to bring a towel you might get swet in your eyes. Kyle:thanks Towelie: wanna get high Kyle: No!!
                  -Towelie and Kyle
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                    Eric Cartman:
                    That does it! I am sick and tired of people making jokes about stuff that's going in or coming out of my ass.
                    -Eric Cartman
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                      Officer Barbrady:
                      Okay people. There's nothing here to see. Everybody move along.
                      -Officer Barbrady
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                        Randy Marsh:
                        [after being pulled over for drunk driving]

                        What seems to be the officer, problem?
                        -Randy Marsh
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                          Good Cartman:
                          I love you guys
                          -Good Cartman
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                            Towelie:
                            You wanna get high

                            -Towelie
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                              Cartman:
                              Screw you guys im going home

                              -Cartman
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                                Randy Marsh:
                                [Cops taking him away after a fight] For what? You're arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was a free country? Oh i'm sorry I thought this America. Sorry, I thought this was America.
                                -Randy Marsh
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                                  Eric Cartman:
                                  Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!
                                  -Eric Cartman
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                                    Mr. Adler:
                                    Stop screwing around. Ya'll screw around too much.
                                    -Mr. Adler
                                    22953
                                      Jimmy:
                                      Wow, what a great audience.
                                      -Jimmy
                                      22952
                                        Stan or Kyle at the end of just about every ep:
                                        I've learned something today...
                                        -Stan or Kyle at the end of just about every ep
                                        22951
                                          Chef & Stan:
                                          Chef: Hello there, children.
                                          Stan: Chef, what would a priest want to put up my butt?
                                          Chef: Goodbye.
                                          -Chef & Stan
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                                            Tweek:
                                            AAAHHH, to much pressure!
                                            -Tweek