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    22971
      Kyle:
      shut up fatass!
      -Kyle
      22970
        Ike:
        don't kick the baby
        -Ike
        22969
          Cartman:
          kenny's family is so poor they had to put up their cardboard box for a second mortgage!
          -Cartman
          22968
            Cartman:
            Moooooooom?
            -Cartman
            22967
              Butters:
              Aww hamburgers...
              -Butters
              22966
                Cartman:
                respect my authoritah!
                -Cartman
                22965
                  Mr. Garrison:
                  but you guys cant get married...YOURE FAGS!
                  -Mr. Garrison
                  22964
                    Stan and Kyle:
                    Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny" Kyle:(unenthussiastically) You bastard!
                    -Stan and Kyle
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                      Towelie and Kyle:
                      Towelie: don't forget to bring a towel you might get swet in your eyes. Kyle:thanks Towelie: wanna get high Kyle: No!!
                      -Towelie and Kyle
                      22962
                        Eric Cartman:
                        That does it! I am sick and tired of people making jokes about stuff that's going in or coming out of my ass.
                        -Eric Cartman
                        22961
                          Officer Barbrady:
                          Okay people. There's nothing here to see. Everybody move along.
                          -Officer Barbrady
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                            Randy Marsh:
                            [after being pulled over for drunk driving]

                            What seems to be the officer, problem?
                            -Randy Marsh
                            22959
                              Good Cartman:
                              I love you guys
                              -Good Cartman
                              22958
                                Towelie:
                                You wanna get high

                                -Towelie
                                22957
                                  Cartman:
                                  Screw you guys im going home

                                  -Cartman
                                  22956
                                    Randy Marsh:
                                    [Cops taking him away after a fight] For what? You're arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was a free country? Oh i'm sorry I thought this America. Sorry, I thought this was America.
                                    -Randy Marsh
                                    22955
                                      Eric Cartman:
                                      Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!
                                      -Eric Cartman
                                      22954
                                        Mr. Adler:
                                        Stop screwing around. Ya'll screw around too much.
                                        -Mr. Adler
                                        22953
                                          Jimmy:
                                          Wow, what a great audience.
                                          -Jimmy
                                          22952
                                            Stan or Kyle at the end of just about every ep:
                                            I've learned something today...
                                            -Stan or Kyle at the end of just about every ep