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    22965
      Mr. Garrison:
      but you guys cant get married...YOURE FAGS!
      -Mr. Garrison
      22964
        Stan and Kyle:
        Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny" Kyle:(unenthussiastically) You bastard!
        -Stan and Kyle
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          Towelie and Kyle:
          Towelie: don't forget to bring a towel you might get swet in your eyes. Kyle:thanks Towelie: wanna get high Kyle: No!!
          -Towelie and Kyle
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            Eric Cartman:
            That does it! I am sick and tired of people making jokes about stuff that's going in or coming out of my ass.
            -Eric Cartman
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              Officer Barbrady:
              Okay people. There's nothing here to see. Everybody move along.
              -Officer Barbrady
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                Randy Marsh:
                [after being pulled over for drunk driving]

                What seems to be the officer, problem?
                -Randy Marsh
                22959
                  Good Cartman:
                  I love you guys
                  -Good Cartman
                  22958
                    Towelie:
                    You wanna get high

                    -Towelie
                    22957
                      Cartman:
                      Screw you guys im going home

                      -Cartman
                      22956
                        Randy Marsh:
                        [Cops taking him away after a fight] For what? You're arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was a free country? Oh i'm sorry I thought this America. Sorry, I thought this was America.
                        -Randy Marsh
                        22955
                          Eric Cartman:
                          Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!
                          -Eric Cartman
                          22954
                            Mr. Adler:
                            Stop screwing around. Ya'll screw around too much.
                            -Mr. Adler
                            22953
                              Jimmy:
                              Wow, what a great audience.
                              -Jimmy
                              22952
                                Stan or Kyle at the end of just about every ep:
                                I've learned something today...
                                -Stan or Kyle at the end of just about every ep
                                22951
                                  Chef & Stan:
                                  Chef: Hello there, children.
                                  Stan: Chef, what would a priest want to put up my butt?
                                  Chef: Goodbye.
                                  -Chef & Stan
                                  22950
                                    Tweek:
                                    AAAHHH, to much pressure!
                                    -Tweek
                                    22949
                                      Mr.Hankey:
                                      Hooody hooo!
                                      -Mr.Hankey
                                      22948
                                        Cartman:
                                        Screw you guys, i'm goin' home.
                                        -Cartman
                                        22947
                                          Kyle:
                                          Sweet!
                                          -Kyle
                                          22946
                                            Timmy:
                                            Timmy!!!

                                            -Timmy