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      Stan and Kyle:
      Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny" Kyle:(unenthussiastically) You bastard!
      -Stan and Kyle
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        Towelie and Kyle:
        Towelie: don't forget to bring a towel you might get swet in your eyes. Kyle:thanks Towelie: wanna get high Kyle: No!!
        -Towelie and Kyle
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          Eric Cartman:
          That does it! I am sick and tired of people making jokes about stuff that's going in or coming out of my ass.
          -Eric Cartman
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            Officer Barbrady:
            Okay people. There's nothing here to see. Everybody move along.
            -Officer Barbrady
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              Randy Marsh:
              [after being pulled over for drunk driving]

              What seems to be the officer, problem?
              -Randy Marsh
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                Good Cartman:
                I love you guys
                -Good Cartman
                22958
                  Towelie:
                  You wanna get high

                  -Towelie
                  22957
                    Cartman:
                    Screw you guys im going home

                    -Cartman
                    22956
                      Randy Marsh:
                      [Cops taking him away after a fight] For what? You're arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was a free country? Oh i'm sorry I thought this America. Sorry, I thought this was America.
                      -Randy Marsh
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                        Eric Cartman:
                        Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!
                        -Eric Cartman
                        22954
                          Mr. Adler:
                          Stop screwing around. Ya'll screw around too much.
                          -Mr. Adler
                          22953
                            Jimmy:
                            Wow, what a great audience.
                            -Jimmy
                            22952
                              Stan or Kyle at the end of just about every ep:
                              I've learned something today...
                              -Stan or Kyle at the end of just about every ep
                              22951
                                Chef & Stan:
                                Chef: Hello there, children.
                                Stan: Chef, what would a priest want to put up my butt?
                                Chef: Goodbye.
                                -Chef & Stan
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                                  Tweek:
                                  AAAHHH, to much pressure!
                                  -Tweek
                                  22949
                                    Mr.Hankey:
                                    Hooody hooo!
                                    -Mr.Hankey
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                                      Cartman:
                                      Screw you guys, i'm goin' home.
                                      -Cartman
                                      22947
                                        Kyle:
                                        Sweet!
                                        -Kyle
                                        22946
                                          Timmy:
                                          Timmy!!!

                                          -Timmy
                                          22945
                                            Cartman:
                                            I'm not fat, I'm festivally Plump.
                                            -Cartman