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      Ike:
      Cookie monster!
      -Ike
      22988
        scientist:
        Big floppy donkey dick
        -scientist
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          Rednecks:
          They took our jobs
          -Rednecks
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            Officer Barbrady:
            O.K, by then.
            -Officer Barbrady
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              Stan:
              I want a goddamn cheeseburger with some goddamn fries you f*cking gooback.
              -Stan
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                Damien and Mr. Mackey:
                Damien: Everybody hates me. Mr. Mackey: What do you suppose that is. Damien: Because i'm the son of the devil.
                -Damien and Mr. Mackey
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                  Cartman:
                  Don't boss me around you f*cking jew i'll kick your ass.
                  -Cartman
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                    Some random commerical advertizer on the show:
                    Alabama man.
                    -Some random commerical advertizer on the show
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                      Kyle, Cartman and Stan:
                      Now let's all get together and we have to stop our moms cuz were gonna save Terrance and Phillip too cuz thats what Brian Boitano do and were gonna save Terrance and Phillip too cuz thats what Brian Boitano dooooo. Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do.
                      -Kyle, Cartman and Stan
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                        Uncle Jimbo:
                        It's coming right for us Ned!
                        -Uncle Jimbo
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                          Butter's Mom/ Butter:
                          Butter it's time to go!
                          Alirght Mom!
                          -Butter's Mom/ Butter
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                            big gay al:
                            I'm super! thanks for asking!
                            -big gay al
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                              chef:
                              why'd you do that children?
                              -chef
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                                Mr. Hankey:
                                HHHHHHOOOOOOWWWDDDDEEEEEYYYY HOW
                                -Mr. Hankey
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                                  Chef:
                                  I wanna make love!
                                  -Chef
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                                    Kyle:
                                    You Unbelievable Son of a Bitch...
                                    -Kyle
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                                      cartman:
                                      sucky sucky five dollar!
                                      -cartman
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                                        Mr.Mackey:
                                        mm'kay
                                        -Mr.Mackey
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                                          Kyle:
                                          shut up fatass!
                                          -Kyle
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                                            Ike:
                                            don't kick the baby
                                            -Ike