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    22984
      Damien and Mr. Mackey:
      Damien: Everybody hates me. Mr. Mackey: What do you suppose that is. Damien: Because i'm the son of the devil.
      -Damien and Mr. Mackey
      22983
        Cartman:
        Don't boss me around you f*cking jew i'll kick your ass.
        -Cartman
        22982
          Some random commerical advertizer on the show:
          Alabama man.
          -Some random commerical advertizer on the show
          22981
            Kyle, Cartman and Stan:
            Now let's all get together and we have to stop our moms cuz were gonna save Terrance and Phillip too cuz thats what Brian Boitano do and were gonna save Terrance and Phillip too cuz thats what Brian Boitano dooooo. Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do.
            -Kyle, Cartman and Stan
            22980
              Uncle Jimbo:
              It's coming right for us Ned!
              -Uncle Jimbo
              22979
                Butter's Mom/ Butter:
                Butter it's time to go!
                Alirght Mom!
                -Butter's Mom/ Butter
                22978
                  big gay al:
                  I'm super! thanks for asking!
                  -big gay al
                  22977
                    chef:
                    why'd you do that children?
                    -chef
                    22976
                      Mr. Hankey:
                      HHHHHHOOOOOOWWWDDDDEEEEEYYYY HOW
                      -Mr. Hankey
                      22975
                        Chef:
                        I wanna make love!
                        -Chef
                        22974
                          Kyle:
                          You Unbelievable Son of a Bitch...
                          -Kyle
                          22973
                            cartman:
                            sucky sucky five dollar!
                            -cartman
                            22972
                              Mr.Mackey:
                              mm'kay
                              -Mr.Mackey
                              22971
                                Kyle:
                                shut up fatass!
                                -Kyle
                                22970
                                  Ike:
                                  don't kick the baby
                                  -Ike
                                  22969
                                    Cartman:
                                    kenny's family is so poor they had to put up their cardboard box for a second mortgage!
                                    -Cartman
                                    22968
                                      Cartman:
                                      Moooooooom?
                                      -Cartman
                                      22967
                                        Butters:
                                        Aww hamburgers...
                                        -Butters
                                        22966
                                          Cartman:
                                          respect my authoritah!
                                          -Cartman
                                          22965
                                            Mr. Garrison:
                                            but you guys cant get married...YOURE FAGS!
                                            -Mr. Garrison