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    22985
      Stan:
      I want a goddamn cheeseburger with some goddamn fries you f*cking gooback.
      -Stan
      22984
        Damien and Mr. Mackey:
        Damien: Everybody hates me. Mr. Mackey: What do you suppose that is. Damien: Because i'm the son of the devil.
        -Damien and Mr. Mackey
        22983
          Cartman:
          Don't boss me around you f*cking jew i'll kick your ass.
          -Cartman
          22982
            Some random commerical advertizer on the show:
            Alabama man.
            -Some random commerical advertizer on the show
            22981
              Kyle, Cartman and Stan:
              Now let's all get together and we have to stop our moms cuz were gonna save Terrance and Phillip too cuz thats what Brian Boitano do and were gonna save Terrance and Phillip too cuz thats what Brian Boitano dooooo. Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do.
              -Kyle, Cartman and Stan
              22980
                Uncle Jimbo:
                It's coming right for us Ned!
                -Uncle Jimbo
                22979
                  Butter's Mom/ Butter:
                  Butter it's time to go!
                  Alirght Mom!
                  -Butter's Mom/ Butter
                  22978
                    big gay al:
                    I'm super! thanks for asking!
                    -big gay al
                    22977
                      chef:
                      why'd you do that children?
                      -chef
                      22976
                        Mr. Hankey:
                        HHHHHHOOOOOOWWWDDDDEEEEEYYYY HOW
                        -Mr. Hankey
                        22975
                          Chef:
                          I wanna make love!
                          -Chef
                          22974
                            Kyle:
                            You Unbelievable Son of a Bitch...
                            -Kyle
                            22973
                              cartman:
                              sucky sucky five dollar!
                              -cartman
                              22972
                                Mr.Mackey:
                                mm'kay
                                -Mr.Mackey
                                22971
                                  Kyle:
                                  shut up fatass!
                                  -Kyle
                                  22970
                                    Ike:
                                    don't kick the baby
                                    -Ike
                                    22969
                                      Cartman:
                                      kenny's family is so poor they had to put up their cardboard box for a second mortgage!
                                      -Cartman
                                      22968
                                        Cartman:
                                        Moooooooom?
                                        -Cartman
                                        22967
                                          Butters:
                                          Aww hamburgers...
                                          -Butters
                                          22966
                                            Cartman:
                                            respect my authoritah!
                                            -Cartman